Steely Dan Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Or... maybe they can melt him down into a toy, and let the kids play with HIM for a change! Beat me to it. The best one I've heard is he wants to be melted into leggos so little boys can play with him. Michael Jackson's will indicates that he will not be buried. It clearly states that his final wish is to be mounted & stuffed by a young boy. Best one I've heard yet. Well, I heard they were going to melt him down and make him into a slide, that way the children can go down on him all day long Kind of like Lenin. By the way, be prepared for the inevitable "MJ is Alive" stories. This is the new Elvis. "MJ faked his death!" "MJ was abducted by aliens!" "MJ was taken to heaven by angels to moonwalk for God!" These headlines write themselves. PTR I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure that there is nobody and I mean nobody that is on this earth that could possibly be even close to looking like he did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Oh, BTW; They are gonna potty big time!! Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 MacDonalds is coming out with a MJ tribute burger. Fifty year old meat between 10 year old buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 MacDonalds is coming out with a MJ tribute burger. Fifty year old meat between 10 year old buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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