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Since he is 80% plastic he should stay fresh looking for quite some time.

 

 

Maybe they can recycle him into athletic supporters. Michael would have liked that.

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Since he is 80% plastic he should stay fresh looking for quite some time.

 

 

Maybe they can recycle him into athletic supporters. Michael would have liked that.

 

Or... maybe they can melt him down into a toy, and let the kids play with HIM for a change!

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Michael Jackson's will indicates that he will not be buried. It clearly states that his final wish is to be mounted & stuffed by a young boy.

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Michael Jackson's will indicates that he will not be buried. It clearly states that his final wish is to be mounted & stuffed by a young boy.

 

 

:o

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I was going to say that the title should be "Another Freakshow at Neverland Ranch this Friday"

 

I was going to say you're snapperhead ugly, but I decided not to.

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I was going to say that the title should be "Another Freakshow at Neverland Ranch this Friday"

 

If you go, don't forget to wear your anal shoes.

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Michael Jackson's will indicates that he will not be buried. It clearly states that his final wish is to be mounted & stuffed by a young boy.

 

 

:o

 

 

 

We really shouldn’t joke about MJ, think of all the people he touched, especially the children.

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Or... maybe they can melt him down into a toy, and let the kids play with HIM for a change!

Well, I heard they were going to melt him down and make him into a slide, that way the children can go down on him all day long

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Since he is 80% plastic he should stay fresh looking for quite some time.

Kind of like Lenin. By the way, be prepared for the inevitable "MJ is Alive" stories. This is the new Elvis. "MJ faked his death!" "MJ was abducted by aliens!" "MJ was taken to heaven by angels to moonwalk for God!" These headlines write themselves.

 

PTR

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Kind of like Lenin. By the way, be prepared for the inevitable "MJ is Alive" stories. This is the new Elvis. "MJ faked his death!" "MJ was abducted by aliens!" "MJ was taken to heaven by angels to moonwalk for God!" These headlines write themselves.

 

PTR

:o How long till Vegas is overrun with MJ impersonator's?

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