Steely Dan Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 I beat you to it. Piss off. You didn't supply a link that explains it to those who aren't familiar with that musical! You piss off. Do a better job next time Jack-Ass!
PastaJoe Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 I like this guy...he is honest and he held out against the stimulus money. That's probably what got him. Looks like he was always a bit of a loose cannon. Now we know why he didn't want the stimulus, he had his own stimulus package in Argentina.
blzrul Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Nothin like good old Republican family values. I also see that Sarah Palin tacitly admitted abuse of power by reimbursing the State of Alaska for hauling her family along on her little junkets to Mooseville or wherever.
YellowLinesandArmadillos Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 A statement from his mistress has just been made. LMAO
John Adams Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 I like this guy...he is honest and he held out against the stimulus money. That's probably what got him. Looks like he was always a bit of a loose cannon. At least it wasn't a guy. Where he was going........I thought we may have had a bigger surprise. As for Newt, that guy is patient. He will make his big run in 2012 IF we still have an election. At least it wasn't a guy................ Forecasting Newt in 2012 is a good (rare for you) call. He will be primed with conservative ammunition to fight the guy I assume you've tagged as the antichrist, who will be at his peak power. Did I get that about right? I mean about the antichrist being at peak wattage in 2012?
IDBillzFan Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 The Republicans however are the party always bragging about strict family values. Kinda like Democrats always yelling about human rights. I definitely see your point. I always get a kick out of the guy who shouts about getting tough on drunk drivers and drug users, and then gets busted for a DUI and possession.
IDBillzFan Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Anyone care to take a guess at how long it will take the media to start releasing photos and background info on the chick he was cheating with? I give it less than 48 hours.
Kelly the Dog Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Anyone care to take a guess at how long it will take the media to start releasing photos and background info on the chick he was cheating with? I give it less than 48 hours. It's Eva or Evita something or other.
IDBillzFan Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 It's Eva or Evita something or other. Evita is probably sitting in Argentina, watching the Sanford press conference, and thinking "Don't cry for me..."
Kelly the Dog Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Good boy. The first time I said it, it was because he actually came out and said "I was crying in Argentina" the last five days during his press conference. I couldn't believe he said those words.
stuckincincy Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Anyone care to take a guess at how long it will take the media to start releasing photos and background info on the chick he was cheating with? I give it less than 48 hours. I recall the days of the Gary Hart - Donna Rice affair. She was a very pretty woman. She went on to be quite a decent soul. http://www.protectkids.com/donnaricehughes/bio.htm
blzrul Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 I recall the days of the Gary Hart - Donna Rice affair. She was a very pretty woman. She went on to be quite a decent soul. http://www.protectkids.com/donnaricehughes/bio.htm I recall she sponsored the "No Excuses" line of jeans. I appreciated that. Frankly none of this would be very interesting at all if the GOP didn't insist that IT was the party of "morality". I am suprised though - unless I missed it, so far no wingnut has brought up Chappaquidik.....wait for it...wait for it.....
YellowLinesandArmadillos Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 And the woman has now been revealed... Cristina Kirchner, current president and former first lady of Argentina. http://thediscust.com/?p=491 If you are going to screw, do with a pair. I have to give to Sanford, he aimed high!
Kelly the Dog Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Man, that Fox News is right on top of things. Look at all these corrupt Democrats!!
Bishop Hedd Posted June 24, 2009 Author Posted June 24, 2009 Can anyone give me a Jimmy Swaggart??Republican Governors association? There are Republican govs?
Steely Dan Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Fine...but I was giving KTFBD the benefit of the doubt. Thus, no linky. Look below, notice it's not your post but is in fact mine that the response is for; LMAO 'Nuff said.
/dev/null Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Vitter, Ensign, and now Sanford. This is an attempt by Republicans to reestablish their traditional family values that a marriage should be between one man, one woman, and one female on the side. Confusious say wife is better half but mistress is better hole How soon before the Argentine chick starts blogging? Those are some nice sweater puppies Anyone care to take a guess at how long it will take the media to start releasing photos and background info on the chick he was cheating with? I give it less than 48 hours. The sooner the better. Before passing judgement on the man, we need to at least decide if the mistress was hot
DC Tom Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 And the woman has now been revealed... Cristina Kirchner, current president and former first lady of Argentina. http://thediscust.com/?p=491 If you are going to screw, do with a pair. I have to give to Sanford, he aimed high! It wasn't a page, an intern, a guy in a bathroom stall, or a subordinate. That right there is grounds for congratulations. That fact that she ain't half-bad looking is just icing.
Booster4324 Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 It wasn't a page, an intern, a guy in a bathroom stall, or a subordinate. That right there is grounds for congratulations. That fact that she ain't half-bad looking is just icing. That article is a spoof and absolutely hilarious. “She’s so cute isn’t she,” said Sanford. The governor said the affair originated with an exchange of ideas during the 2001 Free Trade Association of the Americas conference in Miami. “Some will say I have violated God’s law; but the Bible is light on the teaching of economics. Read it closely and I think you’ll agree with me that a free market means, ultimately, open marriage.” “I’m left wondering who’s using who,” said Furman political science professor Ben Tillman. “Sure the sex is probably great, I mean have you seen her? And he’s in pretty good shape too. Put them together, and that’s a spicy burrito… wait, is that offensive? Don’t print that, burritos are Mexican anyway… What was the question?”
Steely Dan Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Sanford's latest reported comment is; I'm comin Lizabeth I'm comin!!
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