RayFinkle Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 The owner of the home says he'll have no problem identifying the suspect. The entire time I was reading the story I assumed the home owner was a woman...that story went from oddly assuming to just plain wrong.
BuffaloBill Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 The entire time I was reading the story I assumed the home owner was a woman...that story went from oddly assuming to just plain wrong. What a freak show .... how friggin stupid and disgusting can you be?
Alaska Darin Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 Did they really report dude "had a good tan"? Whoa.
GoodBye Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 Did they really report dude "had a good tan"? Whoa. I was gonna mention that too. too funny.
Assquatch Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 "mid-thirties, 5'7", 175 pounds. He has brown eyes, brown hair thinning at the front, a hairy chest and a good tan" That sounds just like Corey McIntyre!
Steely Dan Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 The entire time I was reading the story I assumed the home owner was a woman...that story went from oddly assuming to just plain wrong. I agree. What a freak show .... how friggin stupid and disgusting can you be? The worst part is that the owner is going to have to have his pool drained and sterilized. Same with the hot tub. Why he just didn't walk back into the house lock it and then call the police so they could catch the dude in the act is beyond me. I wonder if he'll be able to recognize the guys weiner like Paula Jones could.
GG Posted June 19, 2009 Author Posted June 19, 2009 I agree. I take it this is from your textbook of liberal tolerance? Why is it more wrong than if the home owner was a woman?
Chandler#81 Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 I hope the homeowner drained and cleaned the hot-tub..
Steely Dan Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 I take it this is from your textbook of liberal tolerance? Why is it more wrong than if the home owner was a woman? I take it from my perspective. I am not gay. If a guy propositions me and I tell him I'm straight and he leaves big deal. Being tolerant of homosexuals and agreeing with their right to be treated like any other human being doesn't mean I want to participate in gay sex or see men running around nekkid in my hot tub and pool. I suppose to your "conservative book of stereotyping" that doesn't make sense.
GG Posted June 19, 2009 Author Posted June 19, 2009 I take it from my perspective. I am not gay. If a guy propositions me and I tell him I'm straight and he leaves big deal. Being tolerant of homosexuals and agreeing with their right to be treated like any other human being doesn't mean I want to participate in gay sex or see men running around nekkid in my hot tub and pool. I suppose to your "conservative book of stereotyping" that doesn't make sense. Let's try this again. Why is it more disgusting that he did this in front of a man than in front of a woman?
ans4e64 Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 Let's try this again. Why is it more disgusting that he did this in front of a man than in front of a woman? Probably because Steely Dan is attracted to women, and not men? Therefore, that = more disgusting than a woman. Not that hard.
Chef Jim Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 Probably because Steely Dan is attracted to women, and not men? Therefore, that = more disgusting than a woman. Not that hard. How could a strange man masturbating in your jacuzzi be any more disgusting? That pretty much tops the charts regardless.
Steely Dan Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 Let's try this again. Why is it more disgusting that he did this in front of a man than in front of a woman? Probably because Steely Dan is attracted to women, and not men? Therefore, that = more disgusting than a woman. Not that hard. He's too dumb to get it. For some reason he thinks the explanation I gave wasn't understandable. You get it and Chef gets it. How could a strange man masturbating in your jacuzzi be any more disgusting? That pretty much tops the charts regardless. A pool of spooge in your hot tub and pool as you say tops the charts if not goes over it.
Chef Jim Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 He's too dumb to get it. For some reason he thinks the explanation I gave wasn't understandable. You get it and Chef gets it. A pool of spooge in your hot tub and pool as you say tops the charts if not goes over it. Well wait a minute. It depends on whose spooge we're talking about.
Steely Dan Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 Well wait a minute. It depends on whose spooge we're talking about. It should be in a stomach, not a hot tub. JMO
DrDawkinstein Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 that is the strangest way to start negotiations that ive ever heard. wonder if he'll end up getting a good price...
Steely Dan Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 that is the strangest way to start negotiations that ive ever heard. wonder if he'll end up getting a good price... I don't know. He certainly didn't get the good piece he wanted.
RayFinkle Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 What do you even do in a situation like that? It's not like you can go over to a naked dude who is wacking off in your hot tub, while thinking about you, and try to wrestle him out....I guess a gun or a sand wedge would do the trick.
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