Dwight Drane Posted June 10, 2009 Posted June 10, 2009 The Minute Rice Offense Takes one minute to cook the D. Plus....our entire O-Line is white. And before you say Langston Walker...he's probably the whitest of all.
SKOOBY Posted June 10, 2009 Posted June 10, 2009 *-Gun That way we can make fun of NE while we crush them on the field.
VJ91 Posted June 10, 2009 Posted June 10, 2009 Well it looks good that the Bills are introducing the K-Gun back in to the Buffalo Attack. To be fair the Trent the K-Gun should have a catchy name to show the Team is his to direct... Any suggestions??? T-Go E-Mail TE Express Here's one: "The Make Our Defense Suck Wind and Oxygen On The Sidelines By Forcing Them to Play 35-40 Freakin' Minutes A Game As We Go 3 And Out In 40 Seconds About 10 Freakin' Times A Game"....offense. If this really is going to be a full time offense, Perry had better be running his defense extra wind sprints from now until the season starts in New England. No huddle offense? Why? Why not just copy a dynamic huddling offense like the Colts, Patriots and Steelers run? All those teams have managed to do is win the last 3 Super Bowls, that's all. The best no huddle offense in the history of the NFL went a cool 0-4 in Super Bowl games. I for one (and I don't care if I am the only one), am not looking forward to watching the Bills play a full time no-freakin'-huddle offense this season. I really hope they only use it part time.
Sisyphean Bills Posted June 10, 2009 Posted June 10, 2009 The Taser The Quickie Don't Blink Just Turking Around Dick This
crazyDingo Posted June 10, 2009 Posted June 10, 2009 The No Huddle Offense That Couldn't Score and Became Crazy Mixed Up Zombies
Bufcomments Posted June 10, 2009 Posted June 10, 2009 The Popcorn offense. PTR I semi like this one lol call it the P-Gun
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted June 10, 2009 Posted June 10, 2009 Yes it was. From what I read, they are bringing the 'No Huddle" offense, not the K-Gun. There is a big difference. For one, Kelly called all the plays, that will never happen nowadays with Trent or probably any other QB in the NFL. But if we must give it a name, I would suggest: "Squirt Gun", the "Not So Special K Gun", or maybe "T.O. is in Charge-Or Else!" Peyton Manning? Brady? Not saying Trent will even come close to sniffing their jocks' but there are at least a couple examples of current qbs that do a lot of their own play calling at the line.
thewildrabbit Posted June 10, 2009 Posted June 10, 2009 Buffalo attack? hhahahahahaha Priceless. If you call run, run, pass, punt an attack then I for one am all for it. More like shotgun pass...shotgun pass...shotgun pass... punt The befuddled no huddle
Assquatch Posted June 10, 2009 Posted June 10, 2009 Are you kidding, with this coaching staff, mainly Dick and Turd it should be called none other than........... The Special-K-Gun Or call it The Franks and Beans offense. Franks and Beans, Franks and beans Special K
DieHardFan Posted June 10, 2009 Posted June 10, 2009 Make the California QBack feel at home and call it the: V-Gun Offense (Heavy on the sprouts)
Guest dog14787 Posted June 10, 2009 Posted June 10, 2009 The glove wearing Mary... gun Hair trigger Sally and the stand up comedians Joking fellas, but maybe we should save the nicknames until after we see them in action, personally, I like the K-Gun. After all, Jim Kelly is still involved so in his honor, maybe we should leave the name K-Gun alone.
BringMetheHeadofLeonLett Posted June 11, 2009 Posted June 11, 2009 I was thinking along the lines of the "Stun Gun" or "3 yards & a Taser wire" or the "F-Bomb" after Derek Fine and favorite 4 letter word of the Ralph faithful. 'F-Bomb'. Nice! I'm tossing out 'Squirt-Gun', in honor of headmaster Dick and our big fellers up front.
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