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I'm turning in my resignation letter next Tuesday and I am about to start on it. Should I keep it as concise as possible or should I emphasize on my experience here? Should I load it with compliments and thank you's? I was wondering if you guys had any suggestions? All response is appreciated!! :lol:

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"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the !@#$s in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."

 

 

Lester Burnham- American Beauty

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"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the !@#$s in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."

 

 

Lester Burnham- American Beauty

 

Wow. That's pretty deep.

 

My job has been to basically run and increase the company's growth. And I've tripled the total income in just 1 year even with a recession. I'm pretty sure when I give the owner my letter of resignation next Tuesday he's going to be in a fit of rage (especially since I'm going over to one of our competitors). There's no competition clause or stipulation in my contract. I would try to see if he wants to counter-offer the new job I'm going to, but I really do hate working for him. I figure I'd be short, concise, and professional. With a "thanks for the opportunity" at the end.

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I'll give you 10 each for "ratatta with pickle juice"and the need to quit to watch your 7000 tapes of Hulk Hogan because it's real to you man.

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Another $10 if you work in Chroise®

 

THAT would be awesome!!!

 

Let me get this started...

 

Dear Mr._____,

 

I am hereby providing you with two weeks notice of my resignation from Company X. Though I have enjoyed my time here, I cannot stay at a company that is so utterly lacking in Chroise. The lack of Chroise here is readily apparent from management down; there is simply no non-box thinking or flashy yet supportive chroison smiles among the employees here. As such, I am leaving the Company to serve as an assistant/slave/stalker to Gibran Hamdan, aka the Chroison One.

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THAT would be awesome!!!

 

Let me get this started...

 

Dear Mr._____,

 

I am hereby providing you with two weeks notice of my resignation from Company X. Though I have enjoyed my time here, I cannot stay at a company that is so utterly lacking in Chroise. The lack of Chroise here is readily apparent from management down; there is simply no non-box thinking or flashy yet supportive chroison smiles among the employees here. As such, I am leaving the Company to serve as an assistant/slave/stalker to Gibran Hamdan, aka the Chroison One.

 

He's a Cowboys fan so that'll piss him off even more... if he ever figured it out.

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Starting a resignation letter a week in advance?? It really doesn't need to take more than about 2 minutes. It requires 3 sentences:

 

-I quit

-Thanks for the opportunity

-Good luck

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I'm turning in my resignation letter next Tuesday and I am about to start on it. Should I keep it as concise as possible or should I emphasize on my experience here? Should I load it with compliments and thank you's? I was wondering if you guys had any suggestions? All response is appreciated!! :(

 

Mr XYZ,

 

This is to inform you that my last day of employment with Company A will be on 7/1/2009.

 

Thank you,

 

Signature.

Joe Shmoe.

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I cant believe nobody has suggested that you tell your boss to "take this job and Shove-it, I aint working here no more..."

 

Seriously, short and polite is best... especially if you want him to counter-offer... Lots of zeroes may overcome your dislike of the boss...

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