ricojes Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 A grasshopper enters a bar the bartender says "hey, we have a drink named after you" The grasshopper says, "you have drink named Steve?"...
buckeyemike Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 The new West Virginia state motto: We're all one big family. Really.
ricojes Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 While reading a history book this past weekend, I was surprised to find the Kunta Kinte had a sister who was a prostitute. Her name was Renta Kunt...
Britbillsfan Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
GOBILLS78 Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 The new West Virginia state motto: We're all one big family. Really. I remember when Conan O'Brien was doing his state quarters bit a few years back and the Arkansas state motto was "The last 's' is silent, just like our women."
Philly McButterpants Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 Man 1 - did you know that a moose gets laid 12 times a week? Man 2 - Damn, I just joined the Elks.
cantankerous Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 What does a mexican put under his carpet? Underlay! Underlay!
Kiwi Bills fan Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 Did you hear about the woman who went on a fishing trip with five guys? She came back with a big red snapper!
GoodBye Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off.
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