ricojes Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 A grasshopper enters a bar the bartender says "hey, we have a drink named after you" The grasshopper says, "you have drink named Steve?"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 The new West Virginia state motto: We're all one big family. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 While reading a history book this past weekend, I was surprised to find the Kunta Kinte had a sister who was a prostitute. Her name was Renta Kunt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britbillsfan Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 The new West Virginia state motto: We're all one big family. Really. I remember when Conan O'Brien was doing his state quarters bit a few years back and the Arkansas state motto was "The last 's' is silent, just like our women." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Man 1 - did you know that a moose gets laid 12 times a week? Man 2 - Damn, I just joined the Elks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantankerous Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 What does a mexican put under his carpet? Underlay! Underlay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Bills fan Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Did you hear about the woman who went on a fishing trip with five guys? She came back with a big red snapper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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