Steely Dan Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Linky A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOR Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 That's like "The World According to Garp." "You know, I had mine surgically removed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Further proof that coming and going don't mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 At least he didn't find his penis sitting on a blanket next to a toaster, being sold by a homeless man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 My take on this is that he shouldn't start a half cocked affair with his secretary. Before this happened she was really good at taking dictation. If adultery is a crime in China then she took a bite out of crime. The private investigator who called must have been a privates investigator just before the call. JMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 At least he didn't find his penis sitting on a blanket next to a toaster, being sold by a homeless man. You are a deeply disturbed human being. Just sayin. It kind of reminds me of the Lorena Bobbit thing. However, in her case all of the evidence was merely circumcisional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You are a deeply disturbed human being. Just sayin. It kind of reminds me of the Lorena Bobbit thing. However, in her case all of the evidence was merely circumcisional. Norm, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You are a deeply disturbed human being. Just sayin. It kind of reminds me of the Lorena Bobbit thing. However, in her case all of the evidence was merely circumcisional. Ever hear the song "Detachable Penis" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Was the wife driving the van? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsWatch Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 My take on this is that he shouldn't start a half cocked affair with his secretary. Before this happened she was really good at taking dictation. If adultery is a crime in China then she took a bite out of crime. The private investigator who called must have been a privates investigator just before the call. JMO You knew that Singapore is not in China and this was just reported by Chinese press, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 You knew that Singapore is not in China and this was just reported by Chinese press, right? I was just checking to see if somebody would catch that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You are a deeply disturbed human being. Just sayin. It kind of reminds me of the Lorena Bobbit thing. However, in her case all of the evidence was merely circumcisional. What kind of dogs did they use to find Bobbit's misplaced member? Cockers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I vlove the picture caption... "What a couple having an affair in a car might look like". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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