Steely Dan Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Linky A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.
VOR Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 That's like "The World According to Garp." "You know, I had mine surgically removed."
The Big Cat Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 At least he didn't find his penis sitting on a blanket next to a toaster, being sold by a homeless man.
Steely Dan Posted May 29, 2009 Author Posted May 29, 2009 My take on this is that he shouldn't start a half cocked affair with his secretary. Before this happened she was really good at taking dictation. If adultery is a crime in China then she took a bite out of crime. The private investigator who called must have been a privates investigator just before the call. JMO
Steely Dan Posted May 29, 2009 Author Posted May 29, 2009 At least he didn't find his penis sitting on a blanket next to a toaster, being sold by a homeless man. You are a deeply disturbed human being. Just sayin. It kind of reminds me of the Lorena Bobbit thing. However, in her case all of the evidence was merely circumcisional.
Buftex Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 You are a deeply disturbed human being. Just sayin. It kind of reminds me of the Lorena Bobbit thing. However, in her case all of the evidence was merely circumcisional. Norm, is that you?
Wacka Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 You are a deeply disturbed human being. Just sayin. It kind of reminds me of the Lorena Bobbit thing. However, in her case all of the evidence was merely circumcisional. Ever hear the song "Detachable Penis" ?
BillsWatch Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 My take on this is that he shouldn't start a half cocked affair with his secretary. Before this happened she was really good at taking dictation. If adultery is a crime in China then she took a bite out of crime. The private investigator who called must have been a privates investigator just before the call. JMO You knew that Singapore is not in China and this was just reported by Chinese press, right?
Steely Dan Posted May 29, 2009 Author Posted May 29, 2009 You knew that Singapore is not in China and this was just reported by Chinese press, right? I was just checking to see if somebody would catch that.
dib Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 You are a deeply disturbed human being. Just sayin. It kind of reminds me of the Lorena Bobbit thing. However, in her case all of the evidence was merely circumcisional. What kind of dogs did they use to find Bobbit's misplaced member? Cockers.
WWVaBeach Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 I vlove the picture caption... "What a couple having an affair in a car might look like".
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