If a tree fell in the woods

[davefan66]

Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not.

 

What am I?

 

Dolly Parton??

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Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not.

 

What am I?

 

ton

[BLZFAN4LIFE]

ton

 

 

'n google makes this s4!t too easy!!!

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'n google makes this s4!t too easy!!!

 

actually i'd heard that one before

 

What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

[BLZFAN4LIFE]

actually i'd heard that one before

 

What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

 

I do know this one without the benefit of google. It's a person. Crawl as a baby, walk as an adult, and use a cane when elderly.

[Tonawanda Troy]

Whats the difference between a homosexual and a refrigerator?

[billybob]

Whats the difference between a homosexual and a refrigerator?

 

you don't know? no wonder I could never find that beer I asked you to stick in the frige

[billybob]

If a tree falls in the woods and no is around to hear it- it bodes well for my illegal logging operation.

[goynahan]

A chick with big boobs and no ass

 

 

Well done

[BLZFAN4LIFE]

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are each leaving for a fabulous vacation in Key West. If they both begin to leave from the same location at the same time, which couple will arrive first?

[Tonawanda Troy]

Whats the difference between a homosexual and a refrigerator?

 

 

you don't know? no wonder I could never find that beer I asked you to stick in the frige

 

 

Answer:

 

The frige does'nt fart when you pull the meat out!

[BLZFAN4LIFE]

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are each leaving for a fabulous vacation in Key West. If they both begin to leave from the same location at the same time, which couple will arrive first?

 

A. The lesbians will get there lickity split while the homos are packing their shiit.