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  BLZFAN4LIFE said:
:blink: 'n google makes this s4!t too easy!!!

 

actually i'd heard that one before

 

What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

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  /dev/null said:
actually i'd heard that one before

 

What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

 

I do know this one without the benefit of google. It's a person. Crawl as a baby, walk as an adult, and use a cane when elderly.

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  Tonawanda Troy said:
Whats the difference between a homosexual and a refrigerator?

 

you don't know? no wonder I could never find that beer I asked you to stick in the frige

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A gay couple and a lesbian couple are each leaving for a fabulous vacation in Key West. If they both begin to leave from the same location at the same time, which couple will arrive first?

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  Tonawanda Troy said:
Whats the difference between a homosexual and a refrigerator?

 

 

  billybob said:
you don't know? no wonder I could never find that beer I asked you to stick in the frige

 

 

Answer:

 

The frige does'nt fart when you pull the meat out!

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  BLZFAN4LIFE said:
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are each leaving for a fabulous vacation in Key West. If they both begin to leave from the same location at the same time, which couple will arrive first?

 

A. The lesbians will get there lickity split while the homos are packing their shiit.

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