davefan66 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I? Dolly Parton?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I? ton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 ton 'n google makes this s4!t too easy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 'n google makes this s4!t too easy!!! actually i'd heard that one before What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 actually i'd heard that one before What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening? I do know this one without the benefit of google. It's a person. Crawl as a baby, walk as an adult, and use a cane when elderly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonawanda Troy Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Whats the difference between a homosexual and a refrigerator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Whats the difference between a homosexual and a refrigerator? you don't know? no wonder I could never find that beer I asked you to stick in the frige Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 If a tree falls in the woods and no is around to hear it- it bodes well for my illegal logging operation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goynahan Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 A chick with big boobs and no ass Well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 A gay couple and a lesbian couple are each leaving for a fabulous vacation in Key West. If they both begin to leave from the same location at the same time, which couple will arrive first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonawanda Troy Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Whats the difference between a homosexual and a refrigerator? you don't know? no wonder I could never find that beer I asked you to stick in the frige Answer: The frige does'nt fart when you pull the meat out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 A gay couple and a lesbian couple are each leaving for a fabulous vacation in Key West. If they both begin to leave from the same location at the same time, which couple will arrive first? A. The lesbians will get there lickity split while the homos are packing their shiit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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