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Who is the real Barack Hussein Obama?


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He's got a lot of cyber muscles, doesn't he? I'll spare you the psychology lesson behind his motivation. Suffice to say it's a compensation for something.

 

The only thing I'm compensating for is the fact that right now I'm raking in more money than 99.9% of this country and this far-left socialist is trying to punish me by redistributing it to his cronies in ACORN and the labor unions.

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The only thing I'm compensating for is the fact that right now I'm raking in more money than 99.9% of this country and this far-left socialist is trying to punish me by redistributing it to his cronies in ACORN and the labor unions.

 

I assume you inherited the money. Actually I assume you're lying. In either case, I refuse to believe a man of your diminutive mental stature earned himself millions of dollars.

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I assume you inherited the money. Actually I assume you're lying. In either case, I refuse to believe a man of your diminutive mental stature earned himself millions of dollars.

 

You should start assuming that I made my bread the old fashioned way-came up with a great idea, worked hard, marketed it, and then watched my bank roll explode!

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You should start assuming that I made my bread the old fashioned way-came up with a great idea, worked hard, marketed it, and then watched my bank roll explode!

 

Compensating is one thing. But to utterly deny that it's actually a clitoris is another.

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Oh please, I'm more well endowed than 99.9% of this great country we live in. You'd be shocked at both the length AND girth of my engorged manhood!

 

Ah, delusions of grandeur. Another classic symptom. Just accept that it's really a clitoris and you're just a hairy woman and it'll be easier for you.

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Oh please, I'm more well endowed than 99.9% of this great country we live in. You'd be shocked at both the length AND girth of my engorged manhood!

 

I think most of us already had you pegged as a massive prick.

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Just accept that your shortcoming lags far, far behind your out of control wispy pubes.

 

Look, when you first started going through this identitiy crisis, I'm sure you peeked over the urinal barrier to do some comparisons. And you concluded that you are larger than 99.9 percent of your sample group.

 

But EVERYTHING is bigger when using the metric system.

 

It's a clitoris, Shirley. The sooner you accept it and buy yourself a pocket-rocket the sooner the healing can begin.

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Look, when you first started going through this identitiy crisis, I'm sure you peeked over the urinal barrier to do some comparisons. And you concluded that you are larger than 99.9 percent of your sample group.

 

But EVERYTHING is bigger when using the metric system.

 

It's a clitoris, Shirley. The sooner you accept it and buy yourself a pocket-rocket the sooner the healing can begin.

 

You're just another hater who catches a glimpse of my dickprint through and gets all jealous over it.

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