Steely Dan Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Jessica Biel says she's too pretty for Hollywood. She continues, "I just want an opportunity. If you don't like the audition, don't hire me! But if you don't want to even see me -- that's hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!" So are her good looks hurting? "It really is a problem," she says. "I have to be blunt." Let's see, I guess there isn't anything called makeup in Hollywood. Man Charlize Theron is just sooooo hot in "Monster". I wonder how they make hot women less hot in movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 As pretty as some people think she is, I find her UNBEARABLE to watch. She is just awful. She's a big reason why "The Prestige" was much better than "The Illusionist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOR Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 There's always porn, Jessica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 There's always porn, Jessica. right steely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Man Charlize Theron is just sooooo hot in "Monster". To be fair, Theron produced Monster, so there wasn't much chance she would be discriminated against. I'm pretty sure I even remember a story saying the reason she produced it was because she coudn't convince people she could play the part. I may be wrong about that....my memory's not so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 right steely? She's too beautiful for porn. She should only be employed as a mannequin model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 She's too beautiful for porn. She should only be employed as a mannequin model. uuhhhhmm, yougetthatthingisentya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 uuhhhhmm, yougetthatthingisentya? Just opened it. I think she'd say that porn is ok as long as it's "artistically" necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 She's not even that pretty, IMO. But what do I know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Jessica: Waaaaaah, why can't I have the part? Producer Jim: Because. Jessica: Because why? I know, sniff, sniff, it's because I'm so beeeeeeeautiful right? Producer Jim: Ahhh no, it's because you couldn't !@#$ing act your way out of a paper bag. Now blow me. Seeing I never really heard of her before or seen her act the a above dramatization is intended for entertainment purposes only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 She need to just shut up and bend over....I mean grow up, yeah grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 She need to just shut up and bend over....I mean grow up, yeah grow up. Well that is her best ASSet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I saw pictures of her the other day when she was at the beach with Jeter - she pretty much has the tightest body ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 Jessica: Waaaaaah, why can't I have the part?Producer Jim: Because. Jessica: Because why? I know, sniff, sniff, it's because I'm so beeeeeeeautiful right? Producer Jim: Ahhh no, it's because you couldn't !@#$ing act your way out of a paper bag. Now blow me. Seeing I never really heard of her before or seen her act the a above dramatization is intended for entertainment purposes only. I saw pictures of her the other day when she was at the beach with Jeter - she pretty much has the tightest body ever. Biel Alba Right cross PUNCH!! Stomach PUNCH!! Left cross PUNCH!! Heresy I say! Heresy!! Suggestion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 She's hot? Sure, she has a nice rack but who doesn't now days. She has a face like a horse, and that's hard to fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Biel Alba Right cross PUNCH!! Stomach PUNCH!! Left cross PUNCH!! Heresy I say! Heresy!! Suggestion Both hot but that was a terrible pic comparison. Alba's pic has more paint on it than most cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 Both hot but that was a terrible pic comparison. Alba's pic has more paint on it than most cars. The statement was the tightest body and I think the pictures compare. Since you're a whiner and because I like posting pictures like this we'll see if you can make the distinction now. Biel Another Biel Alba Another Alba 'Nuff said, Jack-ASS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'd take Biel of Abba every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'd take Biel of Abba every time. I'd take Biel over Abba every time too. However, I wouldn't over Alba. Just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'd take Biel over Abba every time too. However, I wouldn't over Alba. Just sayin. Ooops... Hmmm....I don't know. I stand by my first comment, and I'll throw in Alba too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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