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According to my inner management sources at Wikipedia ... Edwards has a very serious arm problem that has reduced his capabilities for throwing anything in the air more than a few feet. Sadly this is a genetic condition that will leave him only capable of typing inane comments on the Stadium Wall in future months.

 

Anyone who is doubting must have missed the following ...

 

If you read this Buffalo News story very carefully you would have picked up on this serious genetic and progressive health issue "Edwards threw a ceremonial first pitch (in the dirt to Jays outfielder Vernon Wells)", which is one of the reasons Losman hasn't signed anywhere. The Bills are bringing him back as our started but want to wait until the season ticket sales are over.

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Yes, and he also has blisters from 10 swings of the bat. :thumbdown: :thumbdown:

 

I'm guessing you don't swing a bat very often. You get blisters pretty easy, especialy if you haven't played in a while.

 

Jorge Posada pisses on his hands to prevent blisters.

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