markj Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 Inside sources deep inside Al Davis say that he is close to offering SKOOBY a $100 mil, 4 year contract, with $70 mil guaranteed ... stay tuned Damn Skooby must be really fast.
SKOOBY Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 And hung like a wild field mouse. Wild being the key word.
damj Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 Wild being the key word. key words - field mouse You're a good guy Skoob, we should've gotten together when I was in Florida ... maybe have gone bowling or something ... or I could've just kicked ya in the nuts ... lol
papazoid Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 SKOOBY is preparing for life after message boarding..... http://www.skooby.net/ http://www.skoobys.com/
Reed83HOF Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 This just in... Paul Peck is reporting that the Buffalo police have been contacted by the Buffallo Bills and are on the lookout for SKOOBY's BMW. Apparently after terminating his contract, he was requested to turn the keys in for is company provided BMW. SKOOBY informed Russ Brandon and Jeffery Littman he lives in that BMW and pleaded they not take it away. Littman informed SKOOBY not to worry as the car he was driving is worth more than any house in Buffalo, he should be able to find a new place to live very cheaply. Perhaps with the bottle refunds he can turn in while picking up the empty cans and bottles in the stadium lot after this upcoming seasons home games. With that SKOOBY stormed out of the offices as 1 Bills Drive and sped off in his car...while giving chase security said SKOOBY stuck his head out the window and said, "You can't fire me...I am worth Millions." and sped away. Police are now on a high speed chase trying to arrest SKOOBY for stealing a company car... What a sad state of events... An update while typing this post, it is now being reproted that Al Cowlings is driving SKOOBY...More to come as more information is being reported...
Chandler#81 Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 This just in... An update while typing this post, it is now being reproted that Al Cowlings is driving SKOOBY...More to come as more information is being reported... Please tell me he's holding a gun to his head For all the BS posts he starts that quickly get yanked, ya'd think TBD would 'fire' him.
Tipster19 Posted May 8, 2009 Author Posted May 8, 2009 Word has it that the Patriots' message board has a handshake deal in place with SKOOBY as a honorably member of their fanbase. How many people here are going to be upset if he joins the Patriots? The kicker is that they didn't even have to use a "poison pill" to get him, we just let him walk for no compensation.
Lurker Posted May 8, 2009 Posted May 8, 2009 Great news! I've been waiting for this all year. Too bad about the nice wheels, tho'...
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