Hazed and Amuzed Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 My question is if you tasered his rear end would he yelp? Would he even notice? He would absorb all of the electricity into his (near)lifeless body and intensify it with his awaiting soul, he then would let out a groan that would shake the heavens and unleash an energy source through his eyes and mouth that would manifest itself into a 6 ft 190 lb CB with only 1 hand. After the smoke clears we will be left with our new 3rd string nickleback. And Jauron said it was good.
Hazed and Amuzed Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 I actually thought it was a pretty decent interview. What do you want the guy to do, pull a Tom Cruise on the set? Yes
Hanoverbills Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 Nothing new there - some TO (still?), some Marshawn (still?) and a little Trent. Woodson did question Jauron based on his record and Duke STILL can't fathom that we didn't draft a tackle. I'm sure it'll be up on nfln.com before too long... Woodson also said we need a QB. He said Jauron never had a Qb.
dib Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 Can someone post up what he said?? Ti He said "........................................................................... ..............................................." insert cricket sounds here
colin Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 i'd like him, but is he really worth a 2nd or so next year (what he is likely to cost) and a pretty big contract?
mrags Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 Was he stroking his right cheek or playing with his left ear? His actions speak louder than his words. All his interviews should be accompanied by subliminal subtitles. His thoughts can't possibly be that dull can they? I want to know what he's really thinking. Or maybe not. Im not so sure that I want to know what hes thinking at this point. An improvement would be just to know that he IS thinking.
JinWPB Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 FromDJ; TO rules, ML is great, TE is smart, gotta make the post season. and then, The usual talking head sh-t. #1 The Bills suck because they refused to pay JP( not ; the Bills offered JP the largest contract in Bills History and he balked.) #2 We didn't draft a LT 1st rnd so we will suck.
Ramius Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 Rod Woodson said it best. Dick Jauron is a great guy, but when it all comes down to it, he's 57-76 in his career as a coach. At some point, you need to get results.
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