SilverNRed Posted November 5, 2004 Posted November 5, 2004 Those of you planning to move to Canada can speed up the process if you're willing to get hitched to an ugly Canadian. How Awesome is This? Hope you like tofu, poems, and hanging out in coffee houses talking about your feelings. Oh, and don't forget indie music.
swede316 Posted November 5, 2004 Posted November 5, 2004 LOL...That is some funny stevestojan...See ya...Good Riddance...Don't let the door hit ya on the azz on the way out.
SilverNRed Posted November 5, 2004 Author Posted November 5, 2004 Name: LeTigreRocks69 Age: 27 Gender: Female Occupation: starving musician/record store clerk, indie music snob Location: My parent’s basement Be still, my heart!
SilverNRed Posted November 5, 2004 Author Posted November 5, 2004 Name: LeftyLucy Age: 27 Gender: Female Occupation: Writer/advocate Location: Lunenburg, NS Hot for: Alice Munro, the Weather Network, Canada Council funding Political orientation: As a lesbian, I like to take part in anything on the frignes of the political spectrum. If it involves placards, protests and lefties, I'm in. What I'm looking for: A womyn who enjoys the simple things in life, like staring wistfully through windows on rainy days. Why get to know me: I'm senstive, loving and know how to knit. I can talk endless about iambic pentameter. I'll write about our realtionship, but I'll change your name... honest. Oh man, what a hottie!!!
swede316 Posted November 5, 2004 Posted November 5, 2004 As a lesbian, I like to take part in anything on the frignes of the political spectrum. Come on..She likes Bush....
swede316 Posted November 5, 2004 Posted November 5, 2004 Name: MyHatIsTall1966Age: 39 Gender: Male Occupation: I wrangle cattle Location: Calgary, AB (aka Cowtown) Hot for: Chaps; the Marlboro Man; rodeos; the wide, open range. Political orientation: Conservative; it's the Albertan way, baby! What I'm looking for: A date to the Calgary Stampede pancake breakfast. A real classy lady. Why get to know me: You want to learn how to ride a horse dontcha? OMG..This cannot be real...TOO FUNNY. .."I Wrangle Cattle"...
Chef Jim Posted November 5, 2004 Posted November 5, 2004 OMG..This cannot be real...TOO FUNNY. .."I Wrangle Cattle"... 102659[/snapback] I think it's time to add some real phony profiles to that site and then post them here for a laugh........OK now that the election is over I'm bored.
swede316 Posted November 5, 2004 Posted November 5, 2004 I think it's time to add some real phony profiles to that site and then post them here for a laugh........OK now that the election is over I'm bored. Sounds like fun...we need to post responses too.
KOKBILLS Posted November 5, 2004 Posted November 5, 2004 That is some seriously funny stuff! Bizarre yet hilarious!
Pete Posted November 5, 2004 Posted November 5, 2004 I do a wicked Joni Mitchell impersonation and don’t shave my legs.
/dev/null Posted November 5, 2004 Posted November 5, 2004 Anyone post a fake profile yet? 104019[/snapback] something tells me all the profiles there are fake
swede316 Posted November 5, 2004 Posted November 5, 2004 I think so too..but god if they are real......
/dev/null Posted November 5, 2004 Posted November 5, 2004 i'm still at work so i don't want to actually visit that site, but how's this sound for a profile: Name: Spock1969 Age: 35 Gender: Male Occupation: Trekkie Location: United Federation of Planets Hot for: I'm 325 lbs, anything makes me sweat Political orientation: Rodenberrian What I'm looking for: Vulcan's prefered, but I am tolerant towards any life form with a XX chromosome Why get to know me: My mom is kicking me out of her basement and i must relocate my quarters on Starship Earth
swede316 Posted November 5, 2004 Posted November 5, 2004 i'm still at work so i don't want to actually visit that site, but how's this sound for a profile: Name: Spock1969 Age: 35 Gender: Male Occupation: Trekkie Location: United Federation of Planets Hot for: I'm 325 lbs, anything makes me sweat Political orientation: Rodenberrian What I'm looking for: Vulcan's prefered, but I am tolerant towards any life form with a XX chromosome Why get to know me: My mom is kicking me out of her basement and i must relocate my quarters on Starship Earth Not too subtle but I like it.
Tux of Borg Posted November 6, 2004 Posted November 6, 2004 Janet Reno look-a-likes that live in their parents basement. How can you make stuff like this up!
swede316 Posted November 6, 2004 Posted November 6, 2004 i'm still at work so i don't want to actually visit that site, but how's this sound for a profile: Ok here's mine...probally to see thru? Name: TorontoHillary Age: 30 Gender: SheMale Occupation: Escort Location: Toronto, On Hot for: Cigars, Sub-missives, and Daschhounds Political orientation: Liberal Queen. What I'm looking for: To dominate you and your kind. A real submissive lady or guy. Why get to know me: You want me to rule your life peasant.
Pete Posted November 6, 2004 Posted November 6, 2004 Name: George Costanza Age: 38 Gender: Male Occupation: Architect Vandalay Industrys Location: NYC Hot for: "I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body. Political orientation: Festivus What I'm looking for: "It's hard enough to meet a woman you dislike, much less like." Why get to know me: My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
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