Chief D Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Ashton "Shake" YoboutyAaron "Iron" Maybin Eric "Pecker" Wood Jason "Salt" Peters (went limp!) Fed "Action" Jackson Shawn "Full" Nelson Mike "Scotts" Handgardner Doninic "Dusty" Rhodes Kirk "Marilyn" Chambers - oops, a family blog! Brad "The" Butler "Did It" - apologies to Jerry! Terrance "Fibber" McGee Kiwaka "General" Mitchell Paul "Are you kidding me?" Pozluzny (There's no name play on this guy!) John "Air" McCargo Spencer "For Hire" Johnson Pat "The Bunny" Thomas Demetrius "& the Gladiator" Bell Jairus "Butch" Byrd Dustin "Crazy like a" Fox James" Laurel &" Hardy You have some good one here!! I too like Iron Maybin and Full Nelson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I used to call Losman dipshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Can we label the entire team "The 7-9ers"? history is on our side The 7-9ers will be receiving the kickoff from the north goal post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of '66 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Seymour took Levitre on that play; now he's got Wood to deal with. If this game lasts more than four hours, consult your doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobesBLO13 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Iron Maybin is an instant classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nostradamus Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Andy "Cialis-Levitre" JP "fries with that burger" Losman Chris "JP, PUT FRIES WITH THAT BURGER" Kelsey Dick "Tales from the Crypt" Jauron James "Dainty" Hardy "38 Magnum" Lynch Derek "Adequate" Fine Keith For the love of GOD, WE NEED FRIES WITH THAT BURGER!! Ellison Langston, "GODDAMIT I SAID SUPERSIZE THOSE FRIES" Walker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectPat Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Ko J Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylanme8 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I made this up for Chris Brown the Bills reporter guy Chris "I'm Bald" Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devldog131 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I made this up for Chris Brown the Bills reporter guy Chris "I'm Bald" Brown fail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 fail... epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobesBLO13 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I made this up for Chris Brown the Bills reporter guy Chris "I'm Bald" Brown I see potential Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiemonster Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Blake "George" Costanzo Roscoe "Parish in front of your eyes" Parrish CJ "the poet" Hawthorne Corey "like mace in your face" Mace Mike "weezy" Jefferson Felton "don't squeeze" Huggins Paul "PUZ "loose knee" Posluszny Marvin "Hamlisch" Philip Terrell "don't owe anybody nothin" Owens PK Sam "linebacker" Ryan "take the snap and Neill down" Kwaika Mitchell anybody know any words that ryhme with Kwaika, just what the hell is a Kwaika anyway? Demitrius "ring your" Bell "Hairy Cary Harris" I have not seen his legs, just making an educated guess Drayton Florence "Nightengale"/ "Henderson"/"Joyner" what ever works for you Brandon "can't touch this" Rodd Dominic "one way" Rhodes George "Oh Wilsoooooon" Wilson, or you could gow with DENNISSSSS! Donte "teeth whitener" Whitner Xavier "the sultan of" Oman Derek Schouman "Noodles" Brian "can you handle" Moorman Andy "libido" Livitre I could go on and on, my personal favorite Ko J Simpson I do realize that probably a lot of these guys will not be on the opening day roster, I just thought that they needed a little love too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief D Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 The anouncer says " Look both Johnsons are coming on the field at the same time!!" The anouncer says "Dick to start Lavitre. Hardy Johnson sure to follow!" The anouncer says " Wood getting into Youbooty on the sideline" The anouncer says " With Peters gone new Wood is needed but Levitre will diffentitly help provide stiff competition!" The anouncer says "What is going on down of the field it looks as though Dick has Levetre in for Johnson and he is about to get his Wood into a Hardy half Nelson." The anouncer says "Levitre makes Wood stronger but you still need a Walker" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Fub Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Reed spelled backwards is Deer. Also, John Murhpy will says that pass was "from TE to TO" at least once this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samus Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 You have two Aarons on the team and they play DE's.The Aaron Brothers? Generic name, but it makes sense. How about the Bruise Brothers, that's a cool name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 How about one for a (two-time) former Bill - Disappearless Price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Aaron the Enforcer Schobel George water cooler shakin Smith Bruce too cool for the oven Bell Walt dime bag Schultz Peety the peeper O'Shanlon Bill seascapes Miller Ricky the contraption Williams Less work Nesmann Kwame the carrot wrangler Bushazzo Robbie scratchy towels Antonioni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Blake "George" CostanzoRoscoe "Parish in front of your eyes" Parrish CJ "the poet" Hawthorne Corey "like mace in your face" Mace Mike "weezy" Jefferson Felton "don't squeeze" Huggins Paul "PUZ "loose knee" Posluszny Marvin "Hamlisch" Philip Terrell "don't owe anybody nothin" Owens PK Sam "linebacker" Ryan "take the snap and Neill down" Kwaika Mitchell anybody know any words that ryhme with Kwaika, just what the hell is a Kwaika anyway? Demitrius "ring your" Bell "Hairy Cary Harris" I have not seen his legs, just making an educated guess Drayton Florence "Nightengale"/ "Henderson"/"Joyner" what ever works for you Brandon "can't touch this" Rodd Dominic "one way" Rhodes George "Oh Wilsoooooon" Wilson, or you could gow with DENNISSSSS! Donte "teeth whitener" Whitner Xavier "the sultan of" Oman Derek Schouman "Noodles" Brian "can you handle" Moorman Andy "libido" Livitre I could go on and on, my personal favorite Ko J Simpson I do realize that probably a lot of these guys will not be on the opening day roster, I just thought that they needed a little love too. Cookie----these are really goood!!!!!--professional level 'the poet'..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Aaron the Enforcer Schobel George water cooler shakin Smith Bruce too cool for the oven Bell Walt dime bag Schultz Peety the peeper O'Shanlon Bill seascapes Miller Ricky the contraption Williams Less work Nesmann Kwame the carrot wrangler Bushazzo Robbie scratchy towels Antonioni hobo names..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Great post ... I hate that fast freddie is already taken in Bills history as fred jackson should have claim to the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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