Just Jack Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 The Talented Mr Ripley Oh how badly I hate that movie. Just when you think it's almost over, he kills someone else.
Wooderson Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 Here we go w/ this topic again. I'll stick by my usuals here: Batman and Robin Nothing But Trouble Snow Falling On Cedars The Talented Mr Ripley these are some of the worst atrocities disguised as films I've ever seen. Aww c'mon, you didn't like Arnold as Mr. Freeze? Haha.
BuffaloBill Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 "The NFL Presents: The Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Highlights" Ouch ... that is very, very painful.
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 You have to pull Striptease off that list for artistic reasons alone. Complete and udder BS that it's on there. I actually kinda liked The Postman. Worst ever all time movie? Joe vs. the Volcano Great minds think a like BeerBall! I was going to say the same thing with regards to Joe v. the Volcano... Only movie I ever walked out of. And yes... I liked The Postman too.
WellDressed Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 Here we go w/ this topic again. I'll stick by my usuals here: Batman and Robin Nothing But Trouble Snow Falling On Cedars The Talented Mr Ripley these are some of the worst atrocities disguised as films I've ever seen. Check out the original with Alain Delon--"Plein soleil" (Purple Noon)
R. Rich Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 This is the only one that I really remember as hating into a physical hatred; Nothing but Trouble. If a friend of mine hadn't forced me to watch it til the end I would've turned the tape off after 15 minutes. Seriously. With a cast of Demi Moore, John Candy, Dan Ackroyd, Chevy Chase and Brian Doyle Murray you have to think at least one funny moment would've happened but it was just excruciating to watch. I literally tensed up while watching it because I wanted to turn it off so bad. I tried reading a magazine but my friend's laughing was unbearable. I hate that film, I hate it, I HATE IT!!! I hear ya, though you shouldn't hate. I remember seeing an interview Spike Lee did 'round the time of Malcolm X and he nailed it w/ the comment on how the major studios didn't want to give him any funding for Malcolm, yet gave Dan Aykroyd somewhere in the neighborhood of $50 million to make that crap. Wow.
Steely Dan Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 Here we go w/ this topic again. I'll stick by my usuals here: Batman and Robin Nothing But Trouble Snow Falling On Cedars The Talented Mr Ripley these are some of the worst atrocities disguised as films I've ever seen. Finally someone else who's suffered through that schlock! I hear ya, though you shouldn't hate. I remember seeing an interview Spike Lee did 'round the time of Malcolm X and he nailed it w/ the comment on how the major studios didn't want to give him any funding for Malcolm, yet gave Dan Aykroyd somewhere in the neighborhood of $50 million to make that crap. Wow. That's human beings. I can hate, I shudder to call it this, art. I'm not trying to get it banned or anything just expressing an opinion about how horrid it is.
John from Riverside Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 OK....what does it say about me that I like most of these movies?.... One I expect to see listed but dont.....Kung Pao. And yes I like it makes me laugh my @ss off every time I watch it.
BuffaloBill Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 Saw "The Informers" this past weekend. While not worthy of a "worst" ranking, I would have to at least put it on a waste of time and money list. The star power of the cast is probably the reason why it did not make the "worst" list.
Hazed and Amuzed Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 Lost Highway. I know there are a lot of Lynch fans out there but this movie made no sense. Lynch himself won't even disclose what it's about and I'm guessing that's because not even he knows. I liked the creepiness of the flick but that's about it, the rest was what seemed to be a bad dream with no real plot.
WellDressed Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 Lost Highway. I know there are a lot of Lynch fans out there but this movie made no sense. Lynch himself won't even disclose what it's about and I'm guessing that's because not even he knows. I liked the creepiness of the flick but that's about it, the rest was what seemed to be a bad dream with no real plot. Try watching "Inland Empire." you will then love Highway.
BuffaloBill Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 Try watching "Inland Empire." you will then love Highway. I could take only about ten minutes of Inland Empire. Very, very strange movie that did not make my "worst" list simply because by failing to watch it in its entirety I perhaps missed something redeeming about it.
Hazed and Amuzed Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 Try watching "Inland Empire." you will then love Highway. Why, did Lost Highways plot end up in "Inland"? Or is it just that IE is that much worse? IMHO Lynch is overrated. He's the Pete Carroll of movie making.
BuffaloBud Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 "The Family Stone". 8 bucks or so that I wish I had back. I lost a bet to my wife and this was the payoff. And she wound up sleeping through half of it.
Rubes Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 Great part of that link is the line by Stallone about "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot": "Maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we've never seen."
ieatcrayonz Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 I'll never forget one review for this movie I read that claimed the pool sex scene was "like an out-take from JAWS". If you've seen the movie, then you get it. I never saw it. Don't tell me Aunt Flo paid a visit in the middle of the scene.
BuffaloBill Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 I never saw it. Don't tell me Aunt Flo paid a visit in the middle of the scene. Worse ... Betty White showed up
TOintheBLO Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 I never saw it. Don't tell me Aunt Flo paid a visit in the middle of the scene. Gross dude... Malibu's Most Wanted needs to be included here...
DasNootz Posted May 4, 2009 Posted May 4, 2009 Cool As Ice Starring Vanilla Ice, in an early 90's retake on Devil Without a Cause. Aside from the flashy clothes and brilliant rap skills, we were also treated to these earth changing lines.... "Drop that zero and get with the hero!" "Yo, you axed me." "Sharper than the point on the tip of a nail."
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