\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 http://www.timescolonist.com/news/news/1533251/story.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMetheHeadofLeonLett Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 http://www.timescolonist.com/news/news/1533251/story.html Why is it always the guy who has to go to jail over the dumpster sex? I just hope he was wearing a relatively new condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 From this day forward he will be known as the "Dumpster Humpster" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 From this day forward he will be known as the "Dumpster Humpster" maybe the smell of garbage is a new fetish.... yuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 When crayonz finds out that this happened in Canada he's going to start into his "I told you so" routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 How did they possibly end up in a dumpster? If you want to get your nuts off, you can't think of a place better? I bet it was really romantic rolling over and and spotting that diaper next to your face. Yeast infection, here I come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Why is it always the guy who has to go to jail over the dumpster sex? I just hope he was wearing a relatively new condom. The man was arrested on an unrelated matter stemming from Oak Bay police files. I met you on somebody's garbage You thought you had known me before I brought you a crate of rotten eggs They waited all night by your door You probably wouldn't remember I probably couldn't forget Dumpster love in the trash in the pouring rain Everything's better when wet Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad It's makin' me crazy Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad It's makin' me crazy But lately you live on the street You seem to be alone But we need some definite answers So I thought I would write you a poem The question to everyone's garbage Is usually trashed from within But the patterns of the trash And the truth of disposed gin Have written my refuse on your skin Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad It's makin' me crazy Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad It's makin' me crazy You treat me like I was your ocean You swim in my trash when it's warm My recycles of circular motion Protect you and keep you from harm You live in a world of illusion Where everything's rotten peaches and cream We all face a rotting conclusion But we spend our time in a can Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad It's makin' me crazy Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad It's makin' me crazy Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad It's makin' me crazy Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad It's makin' me crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I've been feeling a bit down in the dumps lately myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 HOSERS EH?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted September 16, 2009 Author Share Posted September 16, 2009 If at first you don't succeed... http://www.kansas.com/197/story/970373.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 If at first you don't succeed... http://www.kansas.com/197/story/970373.html How can you possibly get "in the mood" inside a dumpster? That is just so disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 May as well go right for the shitter when you are in the dumpster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I mean ummm... what if he gets his junk in the junk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linksfiend Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 May as well go right for the shitter when you are in the dumpster. Gives a whole new meaning to the term cum dumpster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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