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How did they possibly end up in a dumpster? If you want to get your nuts off, you can't think of a place better? :w00t:

 

I bet it was really romantic rolling over and and spotting that diaper next to your face.

 

Yeast infection, here I come! :blink:

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Why is it always the guy who has to go to jail over the dumpster sex?

 

I just hope he was wearing a relatively new condom.

 

:blink::w00t:

 

The man was arrested on an unrelated matter stemming from Oak Bay police files.

 

I met you on somebody's garbage

You thought you had known me before

I brought you a crate of rotten eggs

They waited all night by your door

You probably wouldn't remember

I probably couldn't forget

Dumpster love in the trash in the pouring rain

Everything's better when wet

 

Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

 

But lately you live on the street

You seem to be alone

But we need some definite answers

So I thought I would write you a poem

The question to everyone's garbage

Is usually trashed from within

But the patterns of the trash

And the truth of disposed gin

Have written my refuse on your skin

 

Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

 

You treat me like I was your ocean

You swim in my trash when it's warm

My recycles of circular motion

Protect you and keep you from harm

You live in a world of illusion

Where everything's rotten peaches and cream

We all face a rotting conclusion

But we spend our time in a can

 

 

Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

 

 

Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

Dumpster love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

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