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What's a poor, innocent boy like me supposed to do?

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Take your beating as it's intended and in your prayers thank the good Lord that he's your father instead of me.

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Do television evangelists do more than lay people?

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Yes. They keep people with cool titles like "Key Grip" employed. Plus they steal lots of money from old people, making Ponzi schemes like Social Security important. That allows even more people to work on screwing taxpayers out of their money.

 

:I starred in Brokeback Mountain: religious zealots.

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Did you have Hot Pockets for lunch ?

 

:wacko:

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I don't think I've ever eaten a hotpocket. We had a potluck of:

 

Elk stew

Moosemeat chili

Salmon

Chips

Fruit salad

Potato salad

brownies

coffee cake

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What  DO you believe in?

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Me. My wife. My guys.

The power of the individual.

The Constitution (with the exception of the 16th Amendment. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: 16th Amendment

Dobermanns.

Motorcycles.

The unwavering draw of my birthplace.

The right to defend oneself and one's property at ALL times is inalienable

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What exactly is a "Key Grip"?

 

And while we're at it, how does one become "Best Boy"?

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The key grip is the guy in charge of all the grips.

 

I'm not quite sure how Mr. Jackson chooses the "best boy". Probably the one that struggles the least.

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Me.  My wife.  My guys. 

The power of the individual. 

The Constitution (with the exception of the 16th Amendment.  :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:  16th Amendment

Dobermanns. 

Motorcycles.

The unwavering draw of my birthplace. 

The right to defend oneself and one's property at ALL times is inalienable

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Great answer. You forgot one thing though, correct spelling :wacko:

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Regular or Decaf?

Leaded. Always

 

Cream or milk?

Cream

 

Sugar or Sweet-n-Low?

The real thing always. Man can't hold a candle to mother nature.

 

Britney or Christina?

Punt. I'd rather bathe in my own bile.

 

Ginger or Mary Ann?

I'd take whichever was left over. With a gun to my head? Mary Ann.

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Think Emperor Palpatine

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That makes sense. Almost 20 years on the Galactic Senate...and nothing to show for it.

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