stevestojan Posted November 4, 2004 Posted November 4, 2004 I'm trying to restore an instrument bezel from a car. How can I paint the very small white letters neatly?Thanks. 101672[/snapback] smoke a ton of weed before you do it... gets rid of those tiny little shakes when you do upclose work.
mead107 Posted November 4, 2004 Posted November 4, 2004 OK AD - so we should spend our day trying to be creative because you're BORED?You're starting to sound like Stevestojan! 101678[/snapback] bored and the question is what is bored
bluenews Posted November 4, 2004 Posted November 4, 2004 wake up, you're dreaming!!! ....how is it possible to type with your arms in a straight jacket? OK AD - so we should spend our day trying to be creative because you're BORED?You're starting to sound like Stevestojan! 101678[/snapback]
Alaska Darin Posted November 4, 2004 Author Posted November 4, 2004 what is an assclown???? 101669[/snapback] My dictionary has this as an example. There's also some guy in a skirt carrying a telephone pole around.
Alaska Darin Posted November 4, 2004 Author Posted November 4, 2004 I'm trying to restore an instrument bezel from a car. How can I paint the very small white letters neatly?Thanks. 101672[/snapback] YOU can't. It takes years of practice to do that. I know, because I watch American Chopper.
Alaska Darin Posted November 4, 2004 Author Posted November 4, 2004 what's that smell? 101681[/snapback] Ignorance. No amount of soap will get it out, either.
Alaska Darin Posted November 4, 2004 Author Posted November 4, 2004 Dear FAT I met a very nice man and he has been seeing me weekly for 2 months. Should I stop meeting other men? I have dates lined up with 6 new men over the next 2 months. I do NOT want a serious relationship. What's a girl to do? 101680[/snapback] You should absolutely not stop meeting other men. Men have needs.
Alaska Darin Posted November 4, 2004 Author Posted November 4, 2004 OK AD - so we should spend our day trying to be creative because you're BORED? 101678[/snapback] Yes. It's always smart to humor the heavily armed.
Surfmeister Posted November 4, 2004 Posted November 4, 2004 Dear AD ~ When Yoda told Luke that Darth Vader was his father he was tired. Why was he so tired? Does he feel more rested now? Wondering ~
Surfmeister Posted November 4, 2004 Posted November 4, 2004 I know you usually give advice. Here's a tip to put in your advice jar. Don't get lap dances from strippers wearing glitter gel. That crap stciks to all the wrong things and it is hell to get off of clothes or furniture. If she wears glitter You should not get her
/dev/null Posted November 4, 2004 Posted November 4, 2004 I do NOT want a serious relationship 101680[/snapback] why can't the girls i meet be more like you?
Mark VI Posted November 4, 2004 Posted November 4, 2004 Do television evangelists do more than lay people?
EndZoneCrew Posted November 4, 2004 Posted November 4, 2004 Get 'er done. 101593[/snapback] Hey, only myself and LTCG can say that.....WHY DOES BEER TASTE BETTER COLD?
Alaska Darin Posted November 4, 2004 Author Posted November 4, 2004 Dear AD ~ When Yoda told Luke that Darth Vader was his father he was tired. Why was he so tired? Does he feel more rested now? Wondering ~ 101904[/snapback] Geek answer: He was like 950 years old. Even muppets age. I'm not sure how he feels now and I'm not willing to stick my hand up his ass to find out. Actual answer: Who gives a stevestojan?
Alaska Darin Posted November 4, 2004 Author Posted November 4, 2004 I know you usually give advice. Here's a tip to put in your advice jar. Don't get lap dances from strippers wearing glitter gel. That crap stciks to all the wrong things and it is hell to get off of clothes or furniture. If she wears glitter You should not get her 101925[/snapback] Excellent advice. Probably one of the Commandments on the tablet Moses dropped.
Guest Guest Nervous Boy Posted November 4, 2004 Posted November 4, 2004 My Daddy asked me what PS2 game I want for Christmas and I said: "Sex Vixens from Outer Space" and then he said "no" and then I said "******* Daddy" (the same word that my Daddy uses when he says: "I ******* hate ******* working in that ******* Pfizer office with that ******* T-Bone!!!!!!!!!!!!!") and then my daddy hit me and then I went over to our home computer and started surfing the internet at the same web sites that my Daddy looks at late at night and then he hit me some more. What's a poor, innocent boy like me supposed to do?
stevestojan Posted November 4, 2004 Posted November 4, 2004 My Daddy asked me what PS2 game I want for Christmas and I said: "Sex Vixens from Outer Space" and then he said "no" and then I said "******* Daddy" (the same word that my Daddy uses when he says: "I ******* hate ******* working in that ******* Pfizer office with that ******* T-Bone!!!!!!!!!!!!!") and then my daddy hit me and then I went over to our home computer and started surfing the internet at the same web sites that my Daddy looks at late at night and then he hit me some more. What's a poor, innocent boy like me supposed to do? 102002[/snapback] off your dad.
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