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Equally boring and tepid in person.

 

No surprise.

 

Wait... so you're saying he didn't dance on his chair, high-five the pilot, buy the plane a round of drinks and then parachute out?

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Equally boring and tepid in person.

 

No surprise.

 

Consider yourself lucky not being seated next to a loud-mouthed, fidgeting, complaining sort, just itching to deplane and then flipping his phone on and loudly shouting "I'm here! I'm important! It's all about me! I'm here."

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Wasn't "Jauron on a Plane" a movie?

 

 

Most people, when sitting next to a stranger on a plane, aren't at their engaging best.

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I've had it with this motherf*cking Jauron on this motherf*cking plane!

 

"I have had it with this mother!@#$ing coach on this mother!@#$ing plane!"

Too slow :thumbsup:

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i can see it now.....

 

ZAZIE - "so coach, who are we picking at #11" ??

COACH- "you know i can't talk about that"

ZAZIE- "i won't tell anyone, really, scouts honor"

COACH- "i'm really sorry, but i can't"

ZAZIE- <rambles on about our needs>

COACH- <reaches for flight attendant button>........lol

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If a plane left Chicago, heading east at 300 miles per hour, and a cab headed west from OBD at 65 miles per hour - what is Jason Peter's favorite flavor?

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