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Similar in design to the Wonderbra, the briefs have a special pocket inside that thrusts the contents up and out.

 

Designer Roland Lodoli said they have been flying off the shelves since he launched them at his shop in Zagreb, Croatia.

 

He said: “Now I’m working on some swimwear for men for the summer so they never have to feel ashamed on the beach again — no matter how cold the water.”

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Similar in design to the Wonderbra, the briefs have a special pocket inside that thrusts the contents up and out.

 

Designer Roland Lodoli said they have been flying off the shelves since he launched them at his shop in Zagreb, Croatia.

 

He said: “Now I’m working on some swimwear for men for the summer so they never have to feel ashamed on the beach again — no matter how cold the water.”

This will be a big hit in Key West.

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2385519.ece

 

Similar in design to the Wonderbra, the briefs have a special pocket inside that thrusts the contents up and out.

 

Designer Roland Lodoli said they have been flying off the shelves since he launched them at his shop in Zagreb, Croatia.

 

He said: “Now I’m working on some swimwear for men for the summer so they never have to feel ashamed on the beach again — no matter how cold the water.”

 

"Ordinarily I wouldn't mind, but..."

"But what?"

"Well, I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold..."

"Oh, you mean... Shrinkage."

"Yes. Significant shrinkage."

"So you feel you were shortchanged."

"Yes. I mean, if she thinks that's me, she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me."

- George and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"

 

"Do women know about shrinkage?"

"What do you mean, like laundry?"

"No..."

"Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."

"It shrinks?"

"Like a frightened turtle."

"Why does it shrink?"

"It just does."

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

- George, Elaine and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"

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"Ordinarily I wouldn't mind, but..."

"But what?"

"Well, I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold..."

"Oh, you mean... Shrinkage."

"Yes. Significant shrinkage."

"So you feel you were shortchanged."

"Yes. I mean, if she thinks that's me, she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me."

- George and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"

 

"Do women know about shrinkage?"

"What do you mean, like laundry?"

"No..."

"Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."

"It shrinks?"

"Like a frightened turtle."

"Why does it shrink?"

"It just does."

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

- George, Elaine and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"

 

 

Arguably one of the best episodes ever. Not sure it tops the contest though.

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2385519.ece

 

Similar in design to the Wonderbra, the briefs have a special pocket inside that thrusts the contents up and out.

 

Designer Roland Lodoli said they have been flying off the shelves since he launched them at his shop in Zagreb, Croatia.

 

He said: “Now I’m working on some swimwear for men for the summer so they never have to feel ashamed on the beach again — no matter how cold the water.”

 

 

Fashion goes in cycles.

 

The codpiece:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codpiece

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Now If I could just get them to make all of the urinals the kid variety that are much lower on the wall. I hang into the water otherwise. (rim shot)

Kind of like when I stood on a bridge with a Texan pissing at night. To impress him I said, "hell that water's cold." Without blinking an eye ol' Tex said..."Yeah...and deep!"

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Kind of like when I stood on a bridge with a Texan pissing at night. To impress him I said, "hell that water's cold." Without blinking an eye ol' Tex said..."Yeah...and deep!"

 

 

Karl: Reckon what you like to eat in there?

Frosty Cream Employee: Well, the French fries are pretty good.

Karl: French fried potaters?

Frosty Cream Employee: Yeah, French fries.

Karl: How much you want for'em?

Frosty Cream Employee: They're .60 for medium and .75 for large.

Karl: 'Reckon I'll have me some of the big 'uns.

Frosty Cream Employee: All right, then, one large French fries?

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http://www.thesun.co...icle2385519.ece

 

Similar in design to the Wonderbra, the briefs have a special pocket inside that thrusts the contents up and out.

 

Designer Roland Lodoli said they have been flying off the shelves since he launched them at his shop in Zagreb, Croatia.

 

He said: "Now I'm working on some swimwear for men for the summer so they never have to feel ashamed on the beach again — no matter how cold the water."

 

 

How has this worked out for you?

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