Ramius Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 For those that have never seen it, every year, Gregg Easterbrook does his mock of all the mock draft out there, selecting anyone and everyone from all walks of life. Here's this year's version: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...mp;sportCat=nfl 11. Buffalo Bills: Kurt Bryan and Steve Humphries, coaches, Piedmont High School of California, creators of the A-11 offenseThe Bills appear to be planning to enter the 2009 season without any offensive linemen at all, so an everyone-eligible offense might be their only hope. 28. Buffalo (from Carolina through Philadelphia). Vaughn Martin, defensive end, University of Western OntarioWith the Bills becoming the NFL's first globalized franchise, a Canadian is a box-office must. Canadian law requires disclosure of the salaries of highly paid public employees, including at public universities. Here, the University of Western Ontario discloses 16 pages of staff paid more than $100,000 per year Canadian, including hundreds of professors. Eat your hearts out, temp faculty at American public colleges!
scribo Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Also in there... 220. Buffalo. Sekou Yansane, wide receiver, Lehigh. Hired out-of-work Broadway choreographer to improve his touchdown dance. AND At 11 p.m. the Night Before Games, Bills Coaches Conduct a Passport Check: "I just have to create my own following up here in North America" -- Terrell Owens being introduced in Buffalo. Texas is in North America; so is Mexico for that matter. Though, Owens' statement that the Bills may become "North America's team" is a good reading of the Toronto alignment. My favorite Owens claim about the Cowboys: that Tony Romo and Jason Witten were meeting in secret to draw up plays that did not include him. On an exclusive basis, TMQ has obtained this surveillance tape of one of the secret meetings, held at a vacation resort: ROMO: (Wearing dress and wig.) What's the password? WITTEN: (Wearing false beard.) Swordfish. (Enters room.) ROMO: The new play diagrams are on this microdot. WITTEN: How do you read a microdot? ROMO: Shhhhhh -- not so loud. (Turns on radio to a mariachi station.) That's in case Terrell has the room bugged. Check out Blast Max 88 Cross. WITTEN: (Examines play.) Wow -- Owens covers his body in Krazy Glue, then sticks himself to my defender so I can go deep. Sweet! ROMO: We can't tell him the play is really to you. (Tape interrupted as Canadian Mounties burst into room.)
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