The stuff you read in Scouting Reports

[San Jose Bills Fan]

After participating in Gringo's hilarious and amusing post:

 

http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showtopic=86993

 

I thought it would be fun to see some of the ridiculous stuff written in scouting reports. This was also prompted by Ross Tucker's piece that also pointed out the absurd items found in scouting reports.

 

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writ...raft/index.html

 

Here's the most ridiculous thing I've found so far (from Scouts Inc/ESPN):

 

"(Matthias) Kiwanuka's grandfather was elected as Uganda's first prime minister in 1961 and assassinated in 1972 by Idi Amin. Mathias redshirted in 2001."

 

I wonder if that's why he dropped to the last selection in the first round.