Jim in Anchorage Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 Greatest movie EVER! Probably a great representation of future America. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/quotes Pvt. Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know? Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe. Narrator: The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections. Narrator: As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species. Shame on you. Your great 1000x grandpa was a erect hairy ape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Shame on you. Your great 1000x grandpa was a erect hairy ape I like money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swede316 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Damn dirty apes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I like money I like pizza. She touched my pepe Steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I don't care because I'll be 102. I want my flying car NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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