Ramius Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 I'll be 78 and still arguing with you !@#$ers on here. Only difference will be that i will be able to think my posts instead of typing them.
DC Tom Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 I'll be 78 and still arguing with you !@#$ers on here. Only difference will be that i will be able to think my posts instead of typing them. Thus marking the first time Ramius ever put any thought in to one of his posts.
PastaJoe Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 Those here still alive will be too busy to use the internet, as they spend their time working out their artificial hearts by using the Viagra nanobots to boink their Japanese sex robots. Two Bills Drive will be gone, replaced by Main Street, USA, where the fans of the Disneyland Bills will debate when the revived cryogenic heads of Ralph Wilson and Walt Disney will deliver the first Super Bowl championship to the Bills fans.
Kelly the Dog Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 Thus marking the first time Ramius ever put any thought in to one of his posts. He's setting a strong precedent, and has pretty much come out guns ablazin' after first signing up in 2003. I suppose we can expect the next time to be in late 2015.
blzrul Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 I'll be 78 and still arguing with you !@#$ers on here. Only difference will be that i will be able to think my posts instead of typing them. No thinking allowed.
RkFast Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 Those here still alive will be too busy to use the internet, as they spend their time working out their artificial hearts by using the Viagra nanobots to boink their Japanese sex robots. Two Bills Drive will be gone, replaced by Main Street, USA, where the fans of the Disneyland Bills will debate when the revived cryogenic heads of Ralph Wilson and Walt Disney will deliver the first Super Bowl championship to the Bills fans. Considering you are of the ideology of "One World" and differences between people is at best "tolerated" and at worst eliminated, I find your commentary quite curious.
DC Tom Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 I figure I'll get my law degree at costco. Celebrate with a nice dinner at Taco Bell, because by then, after the Franchise Wars, all restaurants will be Taco Bell.
erynthered Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 Celebrate with a nice dinner at Taco Bell, because by then, after the Franchise Wars, all restaurants will be Taco Bell. Cool. Then I can play sex games with Sandra Bullock
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 I figure I'll get my law degree at costco. Greatest movie EVER! Probably a great representation of future America. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/quotes Pvt. Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know? Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe. Narrator: The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections. Narrator: As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.
PastaJoe Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 Considering you are of the ideology of "One World" and differences between people is at best "tolerated" and at worst eliminated, I find your commentary quite curious. What's curious is how you mistakenly stereotype people.
Ramius Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 My Doomsday device will activate. To eradicate the kids on your lawn?
Chef Jim Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 Celebrate with a nice dinner at Taco Bell, because by then, after the Franchise Wars, all restaurants will be Taco Bell. Glad I'll be dead.
/dev/null Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 We'll all be rabbits? Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
Cornerville Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 The way the world is going, we will all be speaking Chinese in 2059.
Chef Jim Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 The way the world is going, we will all be speaking Chinese in 2059. Funny, that's exactly what people were saying in 1959.
/dev/null Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 Tacos got electrolytes. Yo quiero electrolytes?
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