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I'll be 78 and still arguing with you !@#$ers on here. Only difference will be that i will be able to think my posts instead of typing them.

 

Thus marking the first time Ramius ever put any thought in to one of his posts.

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Those here still alive will be too busy to use the internet, as they spend their time working out their artificial hearts by using the Viagra nanobots to boink their Japanese sex robots. Two Bills Drive will be gone, replaced by Main Street, USA, where the fans of the Disneyland Bills will debate when the revived cryogenic heads of Ralph Wilson and Walt Disney will deliver the first Super Bowl championship to the Bills fans.

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Those here still alive will be too busy to use the internet, as they spend their time working out their artificial hearts by using the Viagra nanobots to boink their Japanese sex robots. Two Bills Drive will be gone, replaced by Main Street, USA, where the fans of the Disneyland Bills will debate when the revived cryogenic heads of Ralph Wilson and Walt Disney will deliver the first Super Bowl championship to the Bills fans.

 

Considering you are of the ideology of "One World" and differences between people is at best "tolerated" and at worst eliminated, I find your commentary quite curious.

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I figure I'll get my law degree at costco.

 

 

Greatest movie EVER! Probably a great representation of future America.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/quotes

 

Pvt. Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?

Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.

 

Narrator: The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

 

Narrator: As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.

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We'll all be rabbits?

 

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

 

:devil:

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