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"I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts."

 

 

Can't recall but it's gotta be Woody Allen.... :thumbsup:

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Casino

 

 

"I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts."

 

Hahahaha that's from Bananas, classic Woody Allen

 

"What? What did he say? What, were you born in a barn man? Yeah, yeah, what planet are you from? You never heard of the Sultan of Swat? The Titan of Terror? The Colossus of Clout? THE COLOSSUS OF CLOUT! The King of Crash, man!"

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C'mon, give me something challenging then...Full Metal Jacket. I love Kubrick, you can't fool me. Haha. :thumbsup:

 

"Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a !@#$in' vise. I'll squash your head like a !@#$in' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on."

Same ... Kubrick was friggin' brilliant!

 

Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?

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Hahahaha that's from Bananas, classic Woody Allen

 

"What? What did he say? What, were you born in a barn man? Yeah, yeah, what planet are you from? You never heard of the Sultan of Swat? The Titan of Terror? The Colossus of Clout? THE COLOSSUS OF CLOUT! The King of Crash, man!"

 

the sandlot.

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Same ... Kubrick was friggin' brilliant!

 

Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?

 

Animal House

 

"He would have an enormous schwanzstucer"

"Well that goes without saying"

"Voof"

"He's going to be very popular"

 

Or how about this:

 

"Show Dick some respect"

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Animal House

 

"He would have an enormous schwanzstucer"

"Well that goes without saying"

"Voof"

"He's going to be very popular"

 

Or how about this:

 

"Show Dick some respect"

 

First one is Young Frankenstein, without a doubt. Second one.....Breakfast Club? I'm probably wrong. Maybe Sixteen Candles? Something of that vein.

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First one is Young Frankenstein, without a doubt. Second one.....Breakfast Club? I'm probably wrong. Maybe Sixteen Candles? Something of that vein.

 

Breakfast Club is correct.

 

 

"It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means."

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Breakfast Club is correct.

 

 

"It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means."

 

 

Apocalypse Now.

 

 

..an easy one: "Its not a Tumor"

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Apocalypse Now.

 

 

..an easy one: "Its not a Tumor"

Kindergarten Cop

 

 

I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

You're that smart?

Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Yes.

Morons.

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Kindergarten Cop

 

 

I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

You're that smart?

Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Yes.

Morons.

 

 

DC Tom??

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Kindergarten Cop

I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

You're that smart?

Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Yes.

Morons.

 

Princess Bride ... I can hear Mandy Potamkin's voice saying it ...

 

Bump ...

 

Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

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Princess Bride ... I can hear Mandy Potamkin's voice saying it ...

 

Bump ...

 

Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

 

Real Genius - Val Kilmer?

 

 

"You wore out my machine, what kind of woman are you?"

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Real Genius - Val Kilmer?

 

Yes.

 

It's a tough one so I'll give a hint. The person who said it was on a rooftop with a futuristic gun:

 

"Yup.......It's the Michelin Man"

Do you mean "Yup ... It's the StayPuft Marshmellow Man" ... that would be Ghostbusters.

 

How about ...

 

"I showed them ... I had a lobotomy, man"

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Yes.

 

 

Do you mean "Yup ... It's the StayPuft Marshmellow Man" ... that would be Ghostbusters.

 

How about ...

 

"I showed them ... I had a lobotomy, man"

Dude it was definitely the Michelin man but Ghostbusters is correct. Isn't "Campfire" the dominant brand of marshmallows? I have never even heard of StayPuft.

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Do you mean "Yup ... It's the StayPuft Marshmellow Man" ... that would be Ghostbusters.

 

How about ...

 

"I showed them ... I had a lobotomy, man"

 

Repo Man?

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Dude it was definitely the Michelin man but Ghostbusters is correct. Isn't "Campfire" the dominant brand of marshmallows? I have never even heard of StayPuft.

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Gozer: The Choice is made!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!

Gozer: The Traveller has come!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Nobody choosed anything!

[turns to Egon]

Dr. Peter Venkman: Did you choose anything?

Dr. Egon Spengler: No.

Dr. Peter Venkman: [to Winston] Did YOU?

Winston Zeddemore: My mind is totally blank.

Dr. Peter Venkman: *I* didn't choose anything...

[long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]

Dr Ray Stantz: I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.

Dr. Peter Venkman: [angrily] What? *What* "just popped in there?"

Dr Ray Stantz: I... I... I tried to think...

Dr. Egon Spengler: LOOK!

[they all look over one side of the roof]

Dr Ray Stantz: No! It CAN'T be!

Dr. Peter Venkman: What is it?

Dr Ray Stantz: It CAN'T be!

Dr. Peter Venkman: What did you DO, Ray?

Winston Zeddemore: Oh, sh#t!

[they all see a giant cubic white head topped with a sailor hat, Peter looks at Ray]

Dr Ray Stantz: [somberly] It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

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