Hazed and Amuzed Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Here's on of my favs."I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude"! Tropic Thunder. How about this one: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 A Clockwork Orange My B word better have my money/Through rain, sleet, or snow/My whore better have my money/Not half, not some, but all my cash/'Cause if she don't,/I'm gonna put my foot in her ass. I'm gonna get you sucka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 "Oh bliss! Oh bliss and heaven! It was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh! It was like a bird of rarest spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. " From my favorite movie, I'll be impressed by the person who gets it. I forget the exact title but it's something abut the Ya-Ya sisters, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 "Oh bliss! Oh bliss and heaven! It was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh! It was like a bird of rarest spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. " From my favorite movie, I'll be impressed by the person who gets it. Clockwork Orange is your favorite movie? Good call man, Stanley Kubrick is a freakin' genius. Space Odyssey is a masterpiece and gets better each time I see it. How about these, from the same movie.. "The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance." "Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Clockwork Orange is your favorite movie? Good call man, Stanley Kubrick is a freakin' genius. Space Odyssey is a masterpiece and gets better each time I see it. How about these, from the same movie.. "The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance." "Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine." Blow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Tropic Thunder. How about this one: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" Donnie Darko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure Canadian Bacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure Matrix. How about this... "Rosebud." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 "Now the right hand knows what the left hand is doing" One of the greatest Tragic Comedies of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 "It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear. " That must be from a gay Tom Brady documentary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Canadian Bacon? Nope sorry. You don't know what you're talking aboot...buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 "You're lost, he's dead, and I'm wounded." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Matrix. How about this... "Rosebud." Oh come on Woody ... aim for something a little more challenging ... "What's your major malfunction numbnuts?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 "What's your major malfunction numbnuts?!?" PushthePile's avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Oh come on Woody ... aim for something a little more challenging ... "What's your major malfunction numbnuts?!?" C'mon, give me something challenging then...Full Metal Jacket. I love Kubrick, you can't fool me. Haha. "Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a !@#$in' vise. I'll squash your head like a !@#$in' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 PushthePile's avatar? Ooo Rah! Motivating isn't it?!? "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Ooo Rah! Motivating isn't it?!? "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!" Is that Princess Bride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Is that Princess Bride? Yes, I could hear Mandy Potamkin's voice saying it ... Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 C'mon, give me something challenging then...Full Metal Jacket. I love Kubrick, you can't fool me. Haha. "Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a !@#$in' vise. I'll squash your head like a !@#$in' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on." Casino "I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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