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Yes.

 

You used up all the glue on purpose!

 

A Christmas Story.

 

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

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####: Mr. ####, why don't you drop by tomorrow evening about eight-thirty. He'll be in then.

 

Mr. ####: Who?

 

####: My husband. You were anxious to talk to him weren't you?

 

Walter ####: Yeah, I was, but I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean.

 

####: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. ####. Forty-five miles an hour.

 

Walter ####: How fast was I going, officer?

 

####: I'd say around ninety.

 

Walter ####: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.

 

####: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.

 

Walter ####: Suppose it doesn't take.

 

#####: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.

 

Walter ####: Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.

 

#####: Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.

 

Walter ####: That tears it.

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####: Mr. ####, why don't you drop by tomorrow evening about eight-thirty. He'll be in then.

 

Mr. ####: Who?

 

####: My husband. You were anxious to talk to him weren't you?

 

Walter ####: Yeah, I was, but I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean.

 

####: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. ####. Forty-five miles an hour.

 

Walter ####: How fast was I going, officer?

 

####: I'd say around ninety.

 

Walter ####: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.

 

####: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.

 

Walter ####: Suppose it doesn't take.

 

#####: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.

 

Walter ####: Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.

 

#####: Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.

 

Walter ####: That tears it.

The Big Lebowski?

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Princess Bride ... I can hear Mandy Potamkin's voice saying it ...

Except Mandy Patinkin played Inigo Montoya. Wallace Shawn played Vizzini who had both those quotes.

 

I'll give a clue for this one, there were two movies released the same year with the same scenario, this is from the one that wasn't the all-action style...

 

Look on the bright side. We'll all have high schools named after us.

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Look on the bright side. We'll all have high schools named after us.

 

Space Cowboys?

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Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it!

But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know?

But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it!

But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!"

 

Sometimes it just means forget about it.

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