Steely Dan Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Linkage Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend’s wife pregnant after 72 Attempts Apr.01, 2009 in Fun Paid to make her a baby, but in the end. A nice story, with surprising end: In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant. It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, ( ) Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile. So, Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good. Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute. When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand." When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did. The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children. Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort. In my opinion Maus should've paid Demetrius. JMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Linkage Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend’s wife pregnant after 72 Attempts Apr.01, 2009 in Fun LOL ... He was probably doinking her anyway .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 LOL ... He was probably doinking her anyway .... Well his wife was doinking somebody else too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Well his wife was doinking somebody else too! Sad sad story. But on the bright side we now know Steely's full name; Frank Maus...whoda thunk it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Anybody notice if the guy was wearing condoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Anybody notice if the guy was wearing condoms? Now that woulda been funny! Schtuping the neighbor's wife (we do need a pic) for 6 months & it turns out the guy was wearing a condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Now that woulda been funny! Schtuping the neighbor's wife (we do need a pic) for 6 months & it turns out the guy was wearing a condom. She was either: Very smart. Or very dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 She was either: Very smart. Or very dumb. 3rd option: Very Horny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Sad sad story. But on the bright side we now know Steely's full name; Frank Maus...whoda thunk it? 3rd option: Very Horny The whole "she was against it" deal is Schtup a former beauty queen? Where do I sign up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOOBY Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Well his wife was doinking somebody else too! There is a Schiezer video in here somewhere, I can feel it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 There is a Schiezer video in here somewhere, I can feel it. Good to see you're still with us Skooby ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Would have been better if the guy already had a vasectomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don't like this any more than you. I'm simply doing it for the money. Try and understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Would have been better if the guy already had a vasectomy. That would've been AWESOME!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Can anyone find a picture of her? I tried putting "Traute" beauty queen into Google and came up empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Three days a week for six straight weeks.... Uhmmm... they do know in Germany that a woman can only get preggers around her time of the month, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Sad sad story. But on the bright side we now know Steely's full name; Frank Maus...whoda thunk it? They guy was hired to hump his neighbor, not a sewer grate...that's not Steely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Three days a week for six straight weeks.... Uhmmm... they do know in Germany that a woman can only get preggers around her time of the month, right? If she didn't know I wouldn't tell her. They guy was hired to hump his neighbor, not a sewer grate...that's not Steely. Ya one sewer grate and people just can't let it go!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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