WWVaBeach Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Redux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Redux What a moron can't begin to imagine that this act was worth the loss of 90 days of his life. Hopefully he gets some counseling or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 The picnic table guy I could kind of understand -- not the act but at least he was at home (trying) to do it privately. This guy here is just a moron. But both are equally hysterical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 The vacuums I use at the car wash have a plastic x just below the rim of the hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted March 26, 2009 Author Share Posted March 26, 2009 The vacuums I use at the car wash have a plastic x just below the rim of the hose. Poor Steely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 How long 'til we have a posted named CarWashF'er . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 I bet the cop gets no free tickets to the games . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 The vacuums I use at the car wash have a plastic x just below the rim of the hose. Well, that should be fine for you, you have 4 holes to choose from! I'm waiting for Fezmid to chime in with his approval of this deviant behavior in 4...3...2...1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Sure, all you guys take the vacuum's side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Sure, all you guys take the vacuum's side. Hey, the vacuum was an innocent victim. This guy, on the other hand...it starts out with jacking off to Home Depot advertisements, escalates to vacuums, and next thing you know, he's raping your lawn furniture, dismembering it, and dumping the parts in various dumpsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Well, that should be fine for you, you have 4 holes to choose from! I'm waiting for Fezmid to chime in with his approval of this deviant behavior in 4...3...2...1... If that wasn't true I would have ignored it!!! Ha, ha that's great!! Of course it's not even close to true. Hey, the vacuum was an innocent victim. This guy, on the other hand...it starts out with jacking off to Home Depot advertisements, escalates to vacuums, and next thing you know, he's raping your lawn furniture, dismembering it, and dumping the parts in various dumpsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Hey, the vacuum was an innocent victim. This guy, on the other hand...it starts out with jacking off to Home Depot advertisements, escalates to vacuums, and next thing you know, he's raping your lawn furniture, dismembering it, and dumping the parts in various dumpsters. the vacuum was asking for it...sucking everything it can get its mouth on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 the vacuum was asking for it...sucking everything it can get its mouth on... Was it a Dyson? Those Dysons are kind of cute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 The vacuums I use at the car wash have a plastic x just below the rim of the hose. and how would you know this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 and how would you know this? How do I know? NONE OF YOUR ING BUSINESS THAT'S HOW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 How do I know? NONE OF YOUR ING BUSINESS THAT'S HOW!! Sorry, I guess that was a little too personal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Hey, the vacuum was an innocent victim. This guy, on the other hand...it starts out with jacking off to Home Depot advertisements, escalates to vacuums, and next thing you know, he's raping your lawn furniture, dismembering it, and dumping the parts in various dumpsters. bull sh-- man. That vacuum was asking for it and you know it. Humming suggestively, hose writhing around on the ground; just like they all do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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