/dev/null Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 How do you know he isn't? The first rule of being a Bills fan...Never talk about being a Bills fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 How do you know he isn't? The first rule of being a Bills fan...Never talk about being a Bills fan! And the second rule...you DON'T TALK ABOUT THE BILLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick the Greek Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I'm at work... sober as can be nice to see you're working hard! replying to posts as frequently as you do must take real effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uticaclub Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 actually the rules of being a bills fan are: 1) TELL EVERYONE YOUR A BILLS FAN 2) YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE BILLS 3) WHEN THE BILLS STOP OR GO LIMP YOU KNOW THE OTHER TEAM WILL SCORE 3 MORE TDs 4) ONLY 2 GUYS TO A 30 RACK or HANDLE 5) DRINK 2 BEERS AT A TIME 6) NO WINE COOLERS, NO B word DRINKS 7) YOU START DRINKING AS EARLY AS YOU CAN 8) IF YOUR AT YOUR 1st BILLS GAME YOU MUST BLACKOUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ (not THAT RJ) Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I am Jack's raging bile duct. Jack has been a Bills fan for 50 years.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 actually the rules of being a bills fan are:1) TELL EVERYONE YOUR A BILLS FAN 2) YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE BILLS 3) WHEN THE BILLS STOP OR GO LIMP YOU KNOW THE OTHER TEAM WILL SCORE 3 MORE TDs 4) ONLY 2 GUYS TO A 30 RACK or HANDLE 5) DRINK 2 BEERS AT A TIME 6) NO WINE COOLERS, NO B word DRINKS 7) YOU START DRINKING AS EARLY AS YOU CAN 8) IF YOUR AT YOUR 1st BILLS GAME YOU MUST BLACKOUT I was 11 for my first game. But I blacked out (hard) at my second game 10 years later, and then again at my third game the following year. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 actually the rules of being a bills fan are:1) TELL EVERYONE YOUR A BILLS FAN 2) YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE BILLS 3) WHEN THE BILLS STOP OR GO LIMP YOU KNOW THE OTHER TEAM WILL SCORE 3 MORE TDs 4) ONLY 2 GUYS TO A 30 RACK or HANDLE 5) DRINK 2 BEERS AT A TIME 6) NO WINE COOLERS, NO B word DRINKS 7) YOU START DRINKING AS EARLY AS YOU CAN 8) IF YOUR AT YOUR 1st BILLS GAME YOU MUST BLACKOUT Don't forget #9- if you ever run into Tom Brady give him a wedgie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 I think the final "twist" to the Buffalo Bills Fight Club plot is that the Bills and Patriots were actually the same team the whole time. Every time that we've been blown out by the Patriots, it's actually just the Bills beating themselves up. Losman is Brady. Jauron is Belichick. Wilson is Kraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ (not THAT RJ) Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 I think the final "twist" to the Buffalo Bills Fight Club plot is that the Bills and Patriots were actually the same team the whole time. Every time that we've been blown out by the Patriots, it's actually just the Bills beating themselves up. Losman is Brady. Jauron is Belichick. Wilson is Kraft. war is peace freedom is slavery ignorance is strength [i know, I know, different cultural reference, but the rhythm of your last sentences needed to be continued.... ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glass To The Arson Posted March 25, 2009 Author Share Posted March 25, 2009 nice to see you're working hard! replying to posts as frequently as you do must take real effort I'm the manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 I'm the manager I didn't know McDonald's had personal computers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 who the f is Tyler Durden? This would be like me saying "If yo granny was a Bills fan" or "If yo mammy was a Bills fan"... Its like so... whateva!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glass To The Arson Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 I didn't know McDonald's had personal computers. They have many personal computers many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaLee83 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I am Jauron's nonexistent genitalia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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