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First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.

Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.

Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

 

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached,

then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe,

who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...or-grenade.html

 

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.

Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.

Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

 

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached,

then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe,

who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'

ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!

???: Three, sir!

ARTHUR: Three!

[boom]

 

 

That rabbit's dynamite

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"O LORD, tell me, thy servant, how to use this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."

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