millbank Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.” - George Carlin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Truly one of the best of his trade. RIP George. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.” - George Carlin.... Thanks for the perspective update MillBank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted March 20, 2009 Author Share Posted March 20, 2009 oh you are welcome ....Damji.... millbank... Thanks for the perspective update MillBank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.” - George Carlin.... Ben Button, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted March 20, 2009 Author Share Posted March 20, 2009 whew.... for a moment thought you angry with me... like this one also... “Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.” Ben Button, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 whew.... for a moment though you angry with me... like this one also... “Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.” "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Father Guido Sarducci had a bit where he said that we should rethink about how we put candles on birthday cakes. Since it's little kids that enjoy blowing out candles, we should put whatever the life-expectancy number of years for candles on the cake for your first birthday. Each year, you get one less candle. If you get to the point you have a clean cake, you get some nice perks, like an express lane at the grocery or free bus passes. I'm not sure but then he said something like, "I think Reagan is a 'clean-cake guy'. You know, I'm not sure a 'clean-cake guy' should be president." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.” - George Carlin That's good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 funny stuff ... does make it seem like life is backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millbank Posted March 20, 2009 Author Share Posted March 20, 2009 In my years posting on wall don't recall being yelled at by Scott, Nervous Guy, Lori, Rich or others responsible for maintaining a certain level of decorum..... oh well what the hell... “If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter” George Carlin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magox Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.” - George Carlin.... if you are a person without faith, then this is the way it ends. If you are a person of faith, then life begins after death. on a sidenote, George Carlin shared some wonderful introspect of himself before he passed away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 if you are a person without faith, then this is the way it ends. If you are a person of faith, then life begins after death. on a sidenote, George Carlin shared some wonderful introspect of himself before he passed away. ...as in believing in fairy tales??? ...and they all lived happily ever after. Whatever gets you through the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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