The Big Cat Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Pirates have STD's and a low life expectancy. Ninja's can fly and know how to reach Nirvana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 sake sucks You've clearly never had good sake. However, I will agree that most of the sake sold in the U.S. is the crap leftovers that the Japanese would not swill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Pirates are gay. Sorry. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I saw a beggar wearing a pirate hat near my office one time. I was disappointed that the guy didn't go the whole 9 yards, saying arrrrr all the time and stealing from other beggars. Still, a pirate beggar was pretty cool. I've never seen a ninja beggar though. I'd have to imagine that a ninja beggar would be stealthy and near impossible to spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Pirates are gay. Sorry. > Oh yeah?!?! Tell that to THIS GUY!!! and wink for the ladies Or HIM! He's quite dashing wouldn't you say? So what if he looks like an Alley-Oop Character, he ain't a gay either: Even his mouth says "arrrrrgh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Gawd!!! Why are you such a jerk to Pirates! Jesus... You misunderstand me. I'm not anti-Pirate. I'm pro-Ninja Now how about this ... a 3 way fight ... who walks out alive ... a pirate, a ninja, or Ditka?!? Discuss. Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 With all this talk, figured I should share the survival guide: http://slick53.110mb.com/survivaltrackingguide.html (yes, I have the shirt - it's awesome ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 With all this talk, figured I should share the survival guide: http://slick53.110mb.com/survivaltrackingguide.html (yes, I have the shirt - it's awesome ). Confirmation of my previous post that if you hear a Ninja - You're already dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Butt plugs? PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Gotta go with Ninja here. Ninjas get Asian chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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