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Is there such a thing as a court ordered vasectomy?

 

That douchebag needs it. What a waste, Travis was one of the best RB's in football, but as a person, he's a huge piece of sh@t!!

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What do common sense, condoms, pull out, abstinence, vasectomy all have in common? They are not in Travis Henry's vocabulary.

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Reminds me of the (now) classic line by Groucho Marx when he hosted the "You Bet Your Life" gameshow on NBC years ago. It was telecast live and the contestant was a housewife with something like 10 kids, give or take. I'm paraphrasing the dialogue as follows:

 

Groucho: ...and do you have any children?

 

Housewife: Oh yes. We have 10 kids.

 

Groucho: That's a lot of kids.

 

Housewife: Well, my husband just loves having lots of kids.

 

Groucho: Well, I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while.

 

That's gotta be one of the funniest lines in game show history.

 

GO BILLS!!!

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that's enough to field an offense. he'll be working on the defense next.

 

The next one we be difficult as he'll be serving a life sentence.

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The next one we be difficult as he'll be serving a life sentence.

That will give him time and a reason to learn how to play defense.

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On behalf of the taxpayers of America that will end up footing the bill for Travis' irresponsibility, I'd like to pass along our most sincere :ph34r: fyou

 

At least the Octo-mom's leeching was a result of a single act of irresponsibilty. Travis' spreads the loss of wealth around

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