drinkTHEkoolaid Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,509036,00.html so i wonder how that conversation went... "hey hubby i just had a bottle of red wine" "hey hun, i have a lot of power tools that are just laying around, lets put them to use" "afterall my fingers have carpul tunnel, this would be easier" "well i dunnoo..." "power tools make everything better" "ok" "ok i have my saftey googles and ready to go" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 no one else thinks that the story is funny? maybe i'm just messed up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Tigre Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 The Velvet Buzzsaw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 no one else thinks that the story is funny? maybe i'm just messed up.... The funniest part about it is trying to think through how they ever came up with the idea in the first place. Who would be that horny and that stupid .... oh wait maybe the first overules the second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantankerous Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 The funniest part about it is trying to think through how they ever came up with the idea in the first place. Who would be that horny and that stupid .... oh wait maybe the first overules the second. You've never been working with a sawzall and thought...damn I bet I could tear up a bonch with this! (with a safe attachment of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 The funniest part about it is trying to think through how they ever came up with the idea in the first place. Who would be that horny and that stupid .... oh wait maybe the first overules the second. ROFL. i think thats what makes this hilarious.. i tried in vain to re-create a potential conversation that might have lead up to this event in my first post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 You've never been working with a sawzall and thought...damn I bet I could tear up a bonch with this! (with a safe attachment of course) well if they had half a brain they would have figured out a way to attach their "toy" WITHOUT putting it over the blade... darwin wins again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Keep the link in this thread handy... Next time your girlfriend/wife wants to get involved in your life/share common activities, show her that article. Then offer to show her your power tools It'll shut her up enough so you don't have to worry about spending extra time with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 http://www.somdnews.com/stories/03112009/e...846_32197.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 http://www.somdnews.com/stories/03112009/e...846_32197.shtml Notice the large EMS response .... when that call went out there was probably a "what? .. we have got to see this" type of reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 The funniest part about it is trying to think through how they ever came up with the idea in the first place. Porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 no one else thinks that the story is funny? maybe i'm just messed up.... That's messed up, now a jackhammer with an "attachment", that I could understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 You've never been working with a sawzall and thought...damn I bet I could tear up a bonch with this! (with a safe attachment of course) I will never look at my sawzall the same again .... just think in these hard times (no pun intended) Lowes and Home Depot could open up an all new aisle. Just think about the "do it yourelf" classes they could hold ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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