The Senator Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Why is it that noses 'run', and feet 'smell'?
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
Cugalabanza Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Torn off pieces of bread. Duh!
The Senator Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 So who ever thought of this stuff called 'sausage'? I mean, what sick, demented mind came up with the idea, "Hey, let's kill this animal, stuff its flesh in its own intestines, hang it out in the sun to dry, and eat it!"?
KD in CA Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 So who ever thought of this stuff called 'sausage'? I mean, what sick, demented mind came up with the idea, "Hey, let's kill this animal, stuff its flesh in its own intestines, hang it out in the sun to dry, and eat it!"? I dunno, but thank goodness they did! Where would marinara sauce be without it?
Wooderson Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 If vegetarians eat vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
tennesseeboy Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Isn't the sign "Slow Children Playing" just mean?
rockpile Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Random thought: Madof pleaded guilty and is getting most likely a life sentence. If he hadn't, he and his family would probably been killed by someone he testified against and is now holding a fortune in stolen cash.
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 I think we've hit bottom with this thing. Threshold of hell. And I think I like it.
Cugalabanza Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Threshold of hell. And I think I like it. Hey, this isn't so bad. I always imagined hell would be a lot worse than this. If I could just find the damn bar… Uh oh!
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Hey, this isn't so bad. I always imagined hell would be a lot worse than this. If I could just find the damn bar… Uh oh! I always imagined Rosie O'Donnell in a two-piece serving draft O'Doul's at the only bar in hell. So maybe that isn't such a bad thing that you can't find it...
Bullpen Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Barry Gordy Chuck Berry... We've only reached the first level of dante's inferno.
Cugalabanza Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 I always imagined Rosie O'Donnell in a two-piece serving draft O'Doul's at the only bar in hell. So maybe that isn't such a bad thing that you can't find it... So hell is like that crappy movie, Exit to Eden? If that's the case, I gotta find out where naked Dana Delaney is hanging out!
KD in CA Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 When we die I think we play saxophone for an all-girl cabaret in New Orleans.
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 So hell is like that crappy movie, Exit to Eden? If that's the case, I gotta find out where naked Dana Delaney is hanging out! Pretty much. Think Exit to Eden meets My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
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