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And you may ask yourself

How do I work this?

And you may ask yourself

Where is that large automobile?

And you may tell yourself

This is not my beautiful house!

And you may tell yourself

This is not my beautiful wife!

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And you may ask yourself

How do I work this?

And you may ask yourself

Where is that large automobile?

And you may tell yourself

This is not my beautiful house!

And you may tell yourself

This is not my beautiful wife!

And you may tell yourself

This is her actual husband!

And you may tell yourself

Boy am I ever in the shyt!

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If there was a tunnel through the center of the earth all the way to the other side of the planet, what would happen if you dropped something in it? Would it slingshot back and forth for a little while until it eventually came to rest, hovering at the center of the earth?

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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Take it with a grain of salt though, but save enough salt for your popcorn that you're going to be enjoying each Sunday this fall, with the occassional Monday night, or even on the rare occassion Thursday nights too!

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