The Senator Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Wherever you go, there you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 It is illegal to dunk a basketball in NCAA pregame warm-ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Who cares ? Someone must . Â Who gives a shiit ? Â What smells ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 And you may ask yourself How do I work this? And you may ask yourself Where is that large automobile? And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful house! And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 And you may ask yourselfHow do I work this? And you may ask yourself Where is that large automobile? And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful house! And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful wife! And you may tell yourself This is her actual husband! And you may tell yourself Boy am I ever in the shyt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 If there was a tunnel through the center of the earth all the way to the other side of the planet, what would happen if you dropped something in it? Would it slingshot back and forth for a little while until it eventually came to rest, hovering at the center of the earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 If it's not one thing, it's another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 One thing leads to another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 everybody knows this is nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Nowhere man please listen, you don't know what you're missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 It's always something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 and then it's nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 In China, if you're 'one-in-a-million' there are 1,330 people just like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 The opposite of "nevertheless" is "alwaysthemore." Â What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life. Finally a grain of useful information. I knew you could do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Take it with a grain of salt though, but save enough salt for your popcorn that you're going to be enjoying each Sunday this fall, with the occassional Monday night, or even on the rare occassion Thursday nights too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 If everyone on the otherside of the world jumped at the same time would people on the otherside feel it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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