Steely Dan Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 The Jerk Store called. Oh yeah, I slept with your wife!! Because white people need help with their self confidence... It's time to do away with DST. Dime Store Tampons? My thought for the day. Seriously, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Oh yeah, I slept with your wife!! Dime Store Tampons? My thought for the day. Seriously, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? My mom, his wife, when will it ever end, you slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 How do you know when Blue Cheese has gone bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Dime Store Tampons? No, ya twit! Daylight Savings Time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 How do you know when Blue Cheese has gone bad? When it's no longer blue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 How do you know when Blue Cheese has gone bad? How do you know when sour cream goes bad? When it's no longer blue! How do you cheer up blue cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 No, ya twit! Daylight Savings Time... Link Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 If I ever get a hold of the SOB who invented 1 ply toilet paper. Oh that bastard snuck into my house and replaced the TP in the master bathroom with that crap the other night during an "emergency-we-ran-out-and-it's-too-late-to-go-to-the-store" moment. He left that cheap shat for me to use... out of my own neurosis, I must have washed about 4 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Link Link What are you trying to prove with those links? I just don't like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 How do you know when sour cream goes bad? When it's no longer sour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 How do you know when sour cream goes bad? How do you know when Blue Cheese has gone bad? I assume when they start acting like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Why is it that you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Oh yeah, I slept with your wife!! So you're the asswhole she told me about. Next time you take a flight try not to drool all over yourself. ps--she lifted your wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I assume when they start acting like this. Is it dangerous to place macaroni salad on the hood of a car? I know a guy who did that once at a tailgate and man did he catch shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 What are you trying to prove with those links? I just don't like it. When it's no longer sour! Do you need a lesson on how to multi-quote posts? I assume when they start acting like this. As soon as I saw your post I immediately thought of that far side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Is it dangerous to place macaroni salad on the hood of a car? I know a guy who did that once at a tailgate and man did he catch shite. Well of course, you don't want Mayo getting hot for crying out loud!!! I suppose you're the type of guy that eats raw hot dogs too? That's how you get worms dummy!!!! Random thought for the day: Why is it illegal in baseball to commit a balk (which punitively is defined as intentionally trying to deceive the baserunner) when that's what you are trying to do when you use a pick off move in the first place? Oh yeah, and if you had a package of instant water, what would you add? My friend Steve asked me that about 20 years ago and I still don't have the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 Oh yeah, and if you had a package of instant water, what would you add? My friend Steve asked me that about 20 years ago and I still don't have the answer. Hydrogen and two parts oxygen - then you could add some hops and yeast ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Don't forget "supposingly". Another one I just saw (and frequently see around these parts) "retarted" Hydrogen and two parts oxygen - then you could add some hops and yeast ... What is this concoction you speak of that requires hops and yeast? Do you want to make whole-wheat or multi-grain bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 Another one I just saw (and frequently see around these parts) "retarted" What is this concoction you speak of that requires hops and yeast? Do you want to make whole-wheat or multi-grain bread? The devil's juice .... too much of my income has been given to the Coors family, the Busch family, the Labbatt family, the Stroh's family, the ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 The devil's juice .... too much of my income has been given to the Coors family, the Busch family, the Labbatt family, the Stroh's family, the ....... Sounds quite tasty to be honest with you sir! Perhaps I shall try some of this "devil's juice." Does it go well with potted meat by chance? Perhaps I'll serve it with dinner this evening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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