The Senator Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Why is it that noses 'run', and feet 'smell'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Torn off pieces of bread. Duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 So who ever thought of this stuff called 'sausage'? I mean, what sick, demented mind came up with the idea, "Hey, let's kill this animal, stuff its flesh in its own intestines, hang it out in the sun to dry, and eat it!"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 So who ever thought of this stuff called 'sausage'? I mean, what sick, demented mind came up with the idea, "Hey, let's kill this animal, stuff its flesh in its own intestines, hang it out in the sun to dry, and eat it!"? I dunno, but thank goodness they did! Where would marinara sauce be without it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 If vegetarians eat vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Isn't the sign "Slow Children Playing" just mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Random thought: Madof pleaded guilty and is getting most likely a life sentence. If he hadn't, he and his family would probably been killed by someone he testified against and is now holding a fortune in stolen cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 dingleberries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 dingleberries Loganberries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Loganberries Bertrand Berries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Bertrand Berries. Barry Gordy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I think we've hit bottom with this thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I think we've hit bottom with this thing. Threshold of hell. And I think I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Threshold of hell. And I think I like it. Hey, this isn't so bad. I always imagined hell would be a lot worse than this. If I could just find the damn bar… Uh oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Hey, this isn't so bad. I always imagined hell would be a lot worse than this. If I could just find the damn bar… Uh oh! I always imagined Rosie O'Donnell in a two-piece serving draft O'Doul's at the only bar in hell. So maybe that isn't such a bad thing that you can't find it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Barry Gordy Chuck Berry... We've only reached the first level of dante's inferno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I always imagined Rosie O'Donnell in a two-piece serving draft O'Doul's at the only bar in hell. So maybe that isn't such a bad thing that you can't find it... So hell is like that crappy movie, Exit to Eden? If that's the case, I gotta find out where naked Dana Delaney is hanging out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 When we die I think we play saxophone for an all-girl cabaret in New Orleans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 So hell is like that crappy movie, Exit to Eden? If that's the case, I gotta find out where naked Dana Delaney is hanging out! Pretty much. Think Exit to Eden meets My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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