marauderswr80 Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 Uncle Freddy's dead? You bastards you killed Uncle Freddy! That was the pizza delivery one right?
BillsFanNC Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 I have scars about my face, chest, neck and head.... Jack Tors. I used to wrap my friends in plastic and beat them with a stick for a nightclub gig.
OCinBuffalo Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 That was the pizza delivery one right? Nah. Plumbing, and...well...disturbed people. Link
gobilz Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 "Is there anything one could use in lieu of a condom,perhaps tin foil or gravel?"
JinVA Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 Jack Tors. I used to wrap my friends in plastic and beat them with a stick for a nightclub gig. Now your just being silly.
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 my name is Saul Rosenberg...i bawt my gwassis dere at yor place. i i went to da empire staate billdin...ann i can't seeee so good! you went to see dr. ............ yeh but heez an azzh***, I cudnt seee so goot from da empire state billdin. i went up to thee observatory cause uv dese glassis....I can't seeeee goddamnit!!!
KOKBILLS Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 Should he bring all of his shoes? So he'll have them? Oh wait, that's Sol... Sol will always be My Favorite... But Rizzo will work circles around ya...
Big Turk Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 that's Frank. Rizzo. Rizzo?? R-I-Z-Z-O!!!! OPEN YER FUKIN EARS JAKAS*
Big Turk Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 Jack Tors. I used to wrap my friends in plastic and beat them with a stick for a nightclub gig. "I take the little monkey on to the stage, and then I proceed to beat him senseless...the crowd seems to love this." " Thats not all I do..I have other...tricks and trinkets and what not..." "Oh yeah...like what" "I like to take large pieces of furniture and stick them up my as*" "(uncontrollable laughter) This guy takes large pieces of furniture and sticks them up his as*!!!!!"
Big Turk Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 I heard Junkyard Willie and Jim Bob were available too... Junkyard Willie: "Hey, hey....listen up b*tch!! I don't need to hear that type of trash you talkin'! I don't need to hear that trash! Yo package will get there when it get there." Jim Bob: "You lunkhead...you sound like you need an edumacation...are you tryin' to get some cash money out of this company??"
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