marauderswr80 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Uncle Freddy's dead? You bastards you killed Uncle Freddy! That was the pizza delivery one right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I have scars about my face, chest, neck and head.... Jack Tors. I used to wrap my friends in plastic and beat them with a stick for a nightclub gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 That was the pizza delivery one right? Nah. Plumbing, and...well...disturbed people. Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobilz Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 "Is there anything one could use in lieu of a condom,perhaps tin foil or gravel?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinVA Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Jack Tors. I used to wrap my friends in plastic and beat them with a stick for a nightclub gig. Now your just being silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 my name is Saul Rosenberg...i bawt my gwassis dere at yor place. i i went to da empire staate billdin...ann i can't seeee so good! you went to see dr. ............ yeh but heez an azzh***, I cudnt seee so goot from da empire state billdin. i went up to thee observatory cause uv dese glassis....I can't seeeee goddamnit!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Should he bring all of his shoes? So he'll have them? Oh wait, that's Sol... Sol will always be My Favorite... But Rizzo will work circles around ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 that's Frank. Rizzo. Rizzo?? R-I-Z-Z-O!!!! OPEN YER FUKIN EARS JAKAS* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Jack Tors. I used to wrap my friends in plastic and beat them with a stick for a nightclub gig. "I take the little monkey on to the stage, and then I proceed to beat him senseless...the crowd seems to love this." " Thats not all I do..I have other...tricks and trinkets and what not..." "Oh yeah...like what" "I like to take large pieces of furniture and stick them up my as*" "(uncontrollable laughter) This guy takes large pieces of furniture and sticks them up his as*!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I heard Junkyard Willie and Jim Bob were available too... Junkyard Willie: "Hey, hey....listen up b*tch!! I don't need to hear that type of trash you talkin'! I don't need to hear that trash! Yo package will get there when it get there." Jim Bob: "You lunkhead...you sound like you need an edumacation...are you tryin' to get some cash money out of this company??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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