Jerry Jabber Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 He'll work circles around ya...he'll wrap your f@!kin' head in with a ratchet!!! Enough of getting other teams scraps.
marauderswr80 Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 Give him a tank and he'll sell the F'ing thing........ Frank Rizzo....classic!
yall Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 Should he bring all of his shoes? So he'll have them? Oh wait, that's Sol...
DaGimp Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 I have scars about my face, chest, neck and head....
PistolPeaTear Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 I grabbed some guy- you know, he don't know if he wants to buy, I pushed his face right in the f*cking hood, I said, 'You buy this f*ckin car or I'll break your f*ckin head.' GET BRETT WEIR I SAID!!!!!
dollars 2 donuts Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 I grabbed some guy- you know, he don't know if he wants to buy, I pushed his face right in the f*cking hood, I said, 'You buy this f*ckin car or I'll break your f*ckin head.' GET BRETT WEIR I SAID!!!!! Aww, ya see, we already got a problem. Best. Jerky Boys. Bit. Ever.
Jerry Jabber Posted March 5, 2009 Author Posted March 5, 2009 This Frank...Frank Rizzo. Huh?! FRANK RIZZO!!! Open your F@!ckin' ears, JACKASS!!!
R. Rich Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 I kinda like the one w/ the tile salesman. "Now listen here, Jerky, half of these things are broken..." "This is Frank" "Who?" "Frank Rizzo" "Who?" "Frank Rizzo! Open your ears, jacka**!"
marauderswr80 Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 Anyone remember the Mexican roofing one? That was a classic!
Tcali Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 He'll work circles around ya...he'll wrap your f@!kin' head in with a ratchet!!! Enough of getting other teams scraps. He'll kick butt.....Just ask MOVE.
generaLee83 Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 Anyone remember the Mexican roofing one? That was a classic! "my wifes up there poking around like she knows what the fukk is going on, I fired her down into the fukking yard" Something like that.
WellDressed Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 I kinda like the one w/ the tile salesman. "Now listen here, Jerky, half of these things are broken..." "This is Frank" "Who?" "Frank Rizzo" "Who?" "Frank Rizzo! Open your ears, jacka**!" ------------------------------------------------------------------ My favorite as well. "I'm very angry here" What color were they?? "A brown, a tan, sandelwood, whatever the fuuk you guys call em."
PistolPeaTear Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 Pablo? come to florida... pablo honey, are u washing your ass?
marauderswr80 Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 Sad times with the Buffalo Bills if this is what we are resorting to....... The gay magician was a good one too.....
CJPearl2 Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 come to florida... pablo honey, are u washing your ass? Pablo? Pablo honey? Come to Florida, honey? Pablo honey? You washing your ass, keeping yourself clean? Pablo? You bastard you. Holy sh-- that stuff is funny.
CJPearl2 Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 "my wifes up there poking around like she knows what the fukk is going on, I fired her down into the fukking yard" Something like that. "my wifes up there poking around like she knows what the fukk is going on, I tru her down into the fukking car" By far the best one!
OCinBuffalo Posted March 6, 2009 Posted March 6, 2009 Uncle Freddy's dead? You bastards you killed Uncle Freddy! Link
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