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I grabbed some guy- you know, he don't know if he wants to buy, I pushed his face right in the f*cking hood, I said, 'You buy this f*ckin car or I'll break your f*ckin head.'

 

 

 

GET BRETT WEIR I SAID!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Aww, ya see, we already got a problem.

 

 

 

Best. Jerky Boys. Bit. Ever.

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I kinda like the one w/ the tile salesman.

 

"Now listen here, Jerky, half of these things are broken..."

 

 

 

"This is Frank"

 

"Who?"

 

"Frank Rizzo"

 

"Who?"

 

"Frank Rizzo! Open your ears, jacka**!"

 

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My favorite as well.

 

:rolleyes:

 

"I'm very angry here"

 

What color were they??

 

"A brown, a tan, sandelwood, whatever the fuuk you guys call em."

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come to florida...

 

pablo honey, are u washing your ass?

 

Pablo? Pablo honey? Come to Florida, honey? Pablo honey? You washing your ass, keeping yourself clean? Pablo? You bastard you.

 

Holy sh-- that stuff is funny.

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"my wifes up there poking around like she knows what the fukk is going on, I fired her down into the fukking yard"

 

Something like that.

 

 

"my wifes up there poking around like she knows what the fukk is going on, I tru her down into the fukking car"

 

By far the best one!

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