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Gringo like to be tickled by freshly plucked feathers while naked midgets dance on his bed.

That's amazingly close. Replace "feathers" with "nosehairs" and "midgets" with "librarians" and "bed" with "ping pong table" and you got it!

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That's amazingly close. Replace "feathers" with "nosehairs" and "midgets" with "librarians" and "bed" with "ping pong table" and you got it!

Gringo masturbates to pictures of ms. piggy

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justnzane was the real life inspiration for the South Park chicken f*cker

 

dev was the very satisfied chicken!

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dev was the very satisfied chicken!

I'm going to double dip here....

 

WWVaBeach volunteered to find the Snuke in Hillary Clinton's sniz

 

WWVaBeach hangs out in Ghent

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I'm going to double dip here....

 

WWVaBeach volunteered to find the Snuke in Hillary Clinton's sniz

 

WWVaBeach hangs out in Ghent

 

 

Location joke. :wallbash:

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Good beer, good chocolate, good food, and beautiful women in Ghent. I would not mind hanging out in Ghent again

Pete's avatar is actually his immediate reaction upon actually seeing, without the blinders, the last woman he picked up at "Ghent". Too bad he already had bought flowers.

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Pete's avatar is actually his immediate reaction upon actually seeing, without the blinders, the last woman he picked up at "Ghent". Too bad he already had bought flowers.

H2o was the last woman Pete picked up in Ghent

 

*For those unfamiliar with the "local joke" which WWVaBeach (or anyone else in the Norfolk/VA Beach/Hampton Roads area) understands (or couldn't figure out on your own)...Ghent = Norfolk/VA Beach version of Allentown

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H2o was the last woman Pete picked up in Ghent

 

*For those unfamiliar with the "local joke" which WWVaBeach (or anyone else in the Norfolk/VA Beach/Hampton Roads area) understands (or couldn't figure out on your own)...Ghent = Norfolk/VA Beach version of Allentown

 

Hey my Mother lives in Allentown!!! :lol:

 

The last time Dev was in a pet store people kept asking the clerk how big he'd get.

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The last time Dev was in a pet store people kept asking the clerk how big he'd get.

 

The last time Steely Dan was in a pet store he brought pipe with him to make sure there weren't any problems with his second date with Rihcard Gere

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The last time Steely Dan was in a pet store he brought pipe with him to make sure there weren't any problems with his second date with Rihcard Gere

 

 

/dev/null has called himself a black hole because he secretly dresses up as an african american woman when he is home alone.

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/dev/null has called himself a black hole because he secretly dresses up as an african american woman when he is home alone.

 

BuffaloBill was named in the Illinois Cook County Sheriff lawsuit against Craiglist

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BuffaloBill was named in the Illinois Cook County Sheriff lawsuit against Craiglist

Dev/ Null was the comedy writer for the show UP WITH PEOPLE

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Steely Dan received a double Mastectomy in 2004. Upon reconstruction of the breasts he asked for glass nipples with goldfish in them. He's the talk of the town when "pool season" kicks off every Memorial Day weekend.

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Steely Dan received a double Mastectomy in 2004. Upon reconstruction of the breasts he asked for glass nipples with goldfish in them. He's the talk of the town when "pool season" kicks off every Memorial Day weekend.

 

They're supposed to be unfounded dimwit. :lol:

 

H2o is responsible for Katrina flooding.

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They're supposed to be unfounded dimwit. :lol:

 

H2o is responsible for Katrina flooding.

Steely Dan is actually Kanye West and next he's going to say that "H2o hates black people".

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