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  BuffaloBill said:
KD in CT actually lives in California he is just not smart enough to know that the abbreviation for the state is CA.

 

 

When BuffaloBill was growing up he'd ask his mommy if he could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

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  Steely Dan said:
When BuffaloBill was growing up he'd ask his mommy if he could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

 

You know Gary Oldman's stupid oafish partner in crime in Air Force One who helps him hi-jack the plane? Steely Dan is that guy.

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  SageAgainstTheMachine said:
You know Gary Oldman's stupid oafish partner in crime in Air Force One who helps him hi-jack the plane? Steely Dan is that guy.

 

Sage can't actually read and has his little sister make his fantasy baseball picks for him.

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  Ramius said:
Sage can't actually read and has his little sister make his fantasy baseball picks for him.

 

Ramius masturbates to the priests voice in the confessional.

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  Mr. Fancy Pants said:
Ramius masturbates to the priests voice in the confessional.

 

Mr Fancy pants masturbates to the altar boy's voice

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  The Big Cat said:
Ramius is a Pats fan.

 

Dude. We all have too much mutual respect for one another here to stoop to this level. Not cool.

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  BuffaloBill said:
The Big cat says "no kitty" because this pretty much explains the state of his love life. He is a 60 year old virgin.

 

 

LOL ... my post was edited but it still works

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  /dev/null said:
BuffaloBill WOULD fvck Andy Dick's pvssy with Bea Arthur's dick

 

 

/dev/null loves greek food. He always orders his gyros with extra cucumber sauce.

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  BLZFAN4LIFE said:
/dev/null loves greek food. He always orders his gyros with extra cucumber sauce.

 

BLZFAN4LIFE looks back fondly on his days in the Greek Navy, whose motto is "Never Leave Your Buddies Behind"

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  /dev/null said:
BLZFAN4LIFE looks back fondly on his days in the Greek Navy, whose motto is "Never Leave Your Buddies Behind"

 

 

dev null's slashes go both ways.

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  KD in CT said:
dev null's slashes go both ways.

 

Special Teams Bench Warmer KD was brought into OBD today to tour the facilities.

 

At a press conference afterward Jauron was quoted saying, "We understand he's undersized, but he likes football. It's tough to win in our league, and sometimes when you have a guy like KD--a guy who might not neccesarily have any skill whatsoever--he becomes an asset simply because he understands what it means to be on a team. Plus, I don't like people saying I'm a racist homophobe, so having a transexual Puerto Rican in the locker room will certainly help define our team's culture."

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  WVUFootball29 said:
I thought these were supposed to be unfounded

 

 

Yeah well, those are your daughters in your avatar and I banged 'em all!!!

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  b.harami98 said:
Yeah well, those are your daughters in your avatar and I banged 'em all!!!

 

b.harami was recently seen on an episode of "To Catch a Predator." When Chris Hansen asked why he showed up to the house naked, he replied, "We were just going to play doctor."

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