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Has anybody seen the stock pic of Fitzpatrick floating around? He looks like Cro-Magnon man. He'll soon be crying himself to sleep on his gigantic pillow.

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/blog/roto_...117300&cp=2

"Your unimaginative offense with lack of big play capability confuses and frightens me"

 

Unfrozen Caveman QB

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"Your unimaginative offense with lack of big play capability confuses and frightens me"

 

Unfrozen Caveman QB

"Sometimes I hear the play calls in my helmet receiver and I think to myself, where did these magic voices come from?"

 

"It makes me want to jump into my BMW and drive away, or, whatever..."

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Has anybody seen the stock pic of Fitzpatrick floating around? He looks like Cro-Magnon man. He'll soon be crying himself to sleep on his gigantic pillow.

 

http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/blog/roto_...117300&cp=2

 

Classic line. Classic movie.

 

Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.

Tony Giardino: Shhh!

Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.

Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.

Tony Giardino: Shh!

Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.

Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.

Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!

 

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Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

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Classic line. Classic movie.

 

Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.

Tony Giardino: Shhh!

Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.

Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.

Tony Giardino: Shh!

Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.

Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.

Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!

 

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Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

 

Is that from So I Marriend an Axe Murderer?

 

Fitzpatrick needs the big head to fit his Harvard brain inside.

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