millbank Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Flowers and a nice card at least should be order of the day, if you know what is good for you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Tomorrow is also Quirky Alone Day! http://quirkyalone.net/ Buy your hand a drink, and give yourself a rub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Name a star after someone. If you can't score with that,forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Best day of the year to be single! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spun Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Blackmail Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 What is up with ex's calling me up on Valentines day? Damn straight it is a great day to be single! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 The best Valentine's Day gift that money can buy... you pick up one of those pre-formed gift bows (the kind with the peel-n-stick tab that you use for a Christmas gift). You get into your birthday suit, attach the bow under your belly button and WHOALLAH! Happy Valentine's Day Sweetie... All the sausage and meatballs you can eat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 The best Valentine's Day gift that money can buy... you pick up one of those pre-formed gift bows (the kind with the peel-n-stick tab that you use for a Christmas gift). You get into your birthday suit, attach the bow under your belly button and WHOALLAH! Happy Valentine's Day Sweetie... All the sausage and meatballs you can eat!!! Actually, I believe March 14th is Steak and a BJ Day: http://www.steakandbjday.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Actually, I believe March 14th is Steak and a BJ Day: http://www.steakandbjday.com/ Valentine's Day for men. Talk about a long time coming, there's a holiday that I can get up for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Actually, I believe March 14th is Steak and a BJ Day: http://www.steakandbjday.com/ Best holiday ever. I've only celebrated one, but I'm counting down the days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Bought my wife a car. She said it made up for the other times and holidays where we weren't really able to do anything. Yes, it was a good day for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Bought my wife a car. She said it made up for the other times and holidays where we weren't really able to do anything. Yes, it was a good day for me My wife is one of the few woman who doesn't give a crap about Valentines day. It was a better day for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Name a star after someone. If you can't score with that,forget it. You mean the service where they put your name in a book next to a star and tell you they named it after you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Scamalicious, but they thank you for your money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 You mean the service where they put your name in a book next to a star and tell you they named it after you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Scamalicious, but they thank you for your money. No S#it. Just print up a nice looking certificate, and pick a star. It has as much legitimacy as the Star Registry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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